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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It fucking is.
It REEKS of musk.

Well, she told me it was musk.

Does musk smell of foetid diarrhoea?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
She could be a musk ox

You've got to admit, there's a resemblance...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
That's her! I'd recognise that randy bitch anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Look at her, she's lowing for it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
The dirty cow's got the right horn.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
She wants it right between her beef curtains

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I think she's Bi, son

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Fantastic Crunchy.
But don't milk it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
sorry, but I know what I herd

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
I thought you were asked to keep it secret and not udder a word?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
cattle be the day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
You'd butter not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
no whey could I keep it a secret

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
You cud try.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)
the hoof will out

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
You'll put me in a bad moo'd at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
i'm already in a moood
my house is fresian cold
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Why not say a prayer?
You might get some bovine intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Jeff, sometimes
you're just a jerky
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
I'd take offence and concede
But the steaks are too high.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
REPEATITION!
I suspect we've skimmed off all the best jokes, now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
There is a new thread up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
you rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)
PUT A JERSEY ON
If you're cold \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Pull the udder one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
You've beaten me to the udder-pun.
I'd have steak'd money on me getting there first.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
yeah, but by this time of night
you're usually leathered
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
That's just grazy talk

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
If you had
I'd have tanned your fucking hide, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
That was offal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
this is getting quite dull
can't we all just mooove on?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
...to pastures new?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
you should give yourself a 'pat' on the back

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Oi! What were you told about coveting some other posters Ox?
Or something
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

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