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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Friday Afternoon Mini Quiz - beware contains photos and images
I was idly thinking the other night about how many b3tans have famous lookalikes...so here are the images - some may be huge because I've just collected them from various places.

Can you guess who they are? Can you add more?


And yes, I know this isn't the place for images. Tough. If you don't like it, don't look.
It's Friday and I'm off shortly to get my legs waxed.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:28, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Here they are....
Hold on a moment...some aren't showing and a load are toooooooo big.


*plays music*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I reckon that one's John Major.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I reckon you look like a more handsome Adrian Edmondson when he was young

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I will take that as a compliment.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
So you should you handsome devil you

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Here's number 1

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Here's number 1


Which is incredibly easy.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Too few chins.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Lab

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Correct

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I am not incredibly easy.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I said "which", not who....we know you're a morally upstanding gentleman;)

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
That's me
Cos he's a handsome fellow
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

legs chest
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
ouch

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
It hurts.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I know!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Well, while we're waiting

He's a well known member of /board, who recently gave up booze.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Number 2

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Rswipe

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
haha
i seriously seriously fucking wish...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Red-ish hair, large breasts, who else would it be?
EDIT: The amount times I types and retyped that, trying to make it sound as little pervy as possible, was ridiculous. And likely pretty pointless
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I almost went to a fancy dress party as her once
until I realised just how fucking LAUGHABLE it would be.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
But aren't you a NATIONAL WINNER in the world of fancy dress?
You'd have been able to pull it off.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
She makes a fucking brilliant zombie cheerleader

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
As spur-of-the-moment, 'shit, I've only got two days to put a costume together' costumes go
it was pretty spectacular, I thought.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Not so much pulled it off as fallen off
I could not wear a dress like that, do not look like that and just generally no, really. It would still be a cracking fancy dress costume for those who could get away with it though.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Correct
In my head, anyway.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

fantasties
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
well thank you very much
i wish all the world lived inside your head!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
chickenlady
/smooooooooth
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Hahahaah!
if only.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Bob

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
haha!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
either of these will do for me on here

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Despite not having met anybody
Even I can tell that's Amberl.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Actually, yes
if she had red hair.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I thought I'd read someone mentioning her red hair somewhere

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I didn't realise you knew Bella...

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Number 3

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I am somewhat at a loss here
as I havent a clue what most of you look like!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
PJM

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Nope
Too much hair
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
But if you look for the version staring Rocco Siffredi, then the cock is teh right size.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Monty!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Monty!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
No, not him

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
No one has guessed this one yet....the hair should be a giveaway

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
DJTP?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
BGB?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Oi!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Supreme Crow

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Oi!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Yes!
I think it's very fetching.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:45, Reply)

t l
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Are you going for Enzyme here?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Number 4

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Psychochomp, must be.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Correct

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Number 5

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
That's Lab again, surely?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)
PJM?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Correct
It's the frown that finishes it off.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
PJM is nowhere near that well built

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
That was my thinking
Even though he looks fucking tiny there.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
he's just far away

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Sorry.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I don't even own a yellow shirt.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I do!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Number 6

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)
LAMPITO

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You're too kind.
I wish.
I've worn her necklace, though!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
IT'S YOU
as soon as it loaded, I knew it was you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is who I wish I looked like
the100.ru/images/actors/id333/461-ingrid_bergman_multilingual.jpg
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
You definitely have the look of her about you actually.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
She was my hair icon for a while

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I'd agree with that

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Nope

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I'm more Susan Boyle

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
IT IS

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
With nostrils that big, it's got to be Monty.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)
No

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Is it Applebite?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
No

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
No one has guessed this one yet...
But she looks and sounds soooo much like her (with an English accent).
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Can we have a clue?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Going purely on facial structure, and the fact you mentioned an English accent,
I'm going to hazard a guess that it's Amberl.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I'd say Kitty using that criteria

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)
I second this, she was the first person that came to mind when I saw this.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Yes, but Amberl has a proper English accent
None of this degenerate Northern drawl.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Kitty's Southern, you idiot.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I could have sworn she was Mancunian...
Obviously not.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Nope, she relocated
I think she's originally from down South.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Ah, ok. That explains the accent.
Anyway, I have urgent business to attend to in the pub. Enjoy your respective evenings.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
yeah, but Dorset (I think)
no one likes Dorset
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Still no one has got it.....
Her hair is curlier.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Clenders?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Correct

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Number 7

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
BGB

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Not that I've met her
but Roota?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Correct

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Man I'm good at this.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I'm half and half
Either Roota, or BGB
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Doesn't Clara Bow look a lot like Louise Brooks

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
ROOTA!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Darth at the weekend?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
That's what my aunty Joanie calls me

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Number 8

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Monty

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Yes, you are correct

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Vippers but with long hair

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Now that's got to be Monty
Vipros was my other guess, but the picture's clearly of somebody from several hundred years ago.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Monty!
Again.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Hahah I love how much effort you've put into this.
Nice work.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Number 9 The final one - another easy one....

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Al

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
My own mother couldn't tell us apart.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Needs moar PIES.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
It's so fucking apt

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
In before one of the rest of you cunts.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
You!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
*smooshes Wookiee*

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Hello you.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
An easy one to end the day

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Al again.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
my hair's not that grey :(

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Just seeing Miriam Margolyes makes me smile.
Voracious lesbian with a filthy mouth. I still think her turn as Lady White-Adder is one of the funniest things ever screened.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Is it Spak?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I don't see any bubblegum.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
*stiffles laughter*

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Happybara's missus
I recognise the long thighs.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
She definitely looks like she has
a musky anus.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Oh for goodness' sake
It's no muskier than anyone else's. Don't we all have a vestigial gland there anyway, you know, for when we had to mark our territory?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I'm no naturalist
but I'm fairly sure that there aren't many animals that mark their territory by rubbing their brown-eye against stuff.

Anyway, you're the one that brought up the subject of the musky aroma of your beloved's ringpiece.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I think you'll find the Crow does.
If by 'stuff' you mean 'men's winkles in public lavatories'.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)
What about the gays?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)
You both have excellent points

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Gay.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Wikipedia:
The anal glands or anal sacs are small glands found near the anus in many mammals, including dogs and cats.
And ...I did bring it up but just because I thought I might find a B3tan special and caring enough to help me with what is obviously a very sensitive issue.
I guess I was wrong. *turns away and blinks back tears*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)
The operative word in that post
was "B3tan"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
or possibly 'special'

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
It fucking is.
It REEKS of musk.

Well, she told me it was musk.

Does musk smell of foetid diarrhoea?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)
She could be a musk ox

You've got to admit, there's a resemblance...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
That's her! I'd recognise that randy bitch anywhere.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Look at her, she's lowing for it.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
The dirty cow's got the right horn.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
She wants it right between her beef curtains

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I think she's Bi, son

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Fantastic Crunchy.
But don't milk it, eh?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
sorry, but I know what I herd

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
I thought you were asked to keep it secret and not udder a word?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
cattle be the day

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
You'd butter not.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
no whey could I keep it a secret

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
You cud try.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)
the hoof will out

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
You'll put me in a bad moo'd at this rate

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
i'm already in a moood
my house is fresian cold
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Why not say a prayer?
You might get some bovine intervention.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Jeff, sometimes
you're just a jerky
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
I'd take offence and concede
But the steaks are too high.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
REPEATITION!
I suspect we've skimmed off all the best jokes, now
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
There is a new thread up anyway.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
you rang?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)
PUT A JERSEY ON
If you're cold \:D/
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Pull the udder one.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
You've beaten me to the udder-pun.
I'd have steak'd money on me getting there first.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
yeah, but by this time of night
you're usually leathered
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
That's just grazy talk

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
If you had
I'd have tanned your fucking hide, old chap.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
That was offal.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
this is getting quite dull
can't we all just mooove on?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
...to pastures new?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
you should give yourself a 'pat' on the back

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Oi! What were you told about coveting some other posters Ox?
Or something
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
until I meet these people
this is now how they look in my head
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Roota is pretty damn accurate.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)
So she isn't one of lifes estimators?

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)
unfortunately I don't look like my lookalike anymore
1.bp.blogspot.com/_YThJ43cSSXo/S-fwfw_MEiI/AAAAAAAAANM/sxbMxarWLKE/s1600/sock_l.jpg
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
hehe
I have no look-a-like. Kind of wish I did
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

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