Deep fried shredded beef and fried rice is what I usually stick to.
I'm assuming you are talking about Chinese food, and not Chinese prozzies.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's funny because
if you go for a Chinese prozzie, it's very nice and stuff but after ten minutes you fancy another one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Do they come with the option of being either
HIV or MSG free?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:00, Reply)

what, you have to choose just one??

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I don't know. I'm hoping that DG can give me more information on Chinese hookers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Oi!
Happily married man, here Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Yeah, food.
Shredded beef is nice, but it's quite sweet and as much as I like it, I feel obliged to order something a bit more sour to go with it.

This is how I manage to spend too much on a takeout.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)

you could get duck pancakes instead?
NOM.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I love duck.
But it's expensive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Get a carton of lemon sauce to go with it.
Nom.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:00, Reply)

I associate lemon sauce with chicken though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)

It goes quite nicely if you just pour it on the rice.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Right.
I'm going to look at the menu.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I fancy a Chinese now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I thought you were happily married?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm fickle.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)