For a messageboard of shitcunts
there are lots of lovely people on here - what the hell?! Someone must be a tit on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Al's a terrible cunt, to be fair.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

No-one's said my name yet
so I can only conclud I must be a cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)

If we say your name five times
will you dice and splice us amid a swarm of flies?

you're alright, you like classic DW and Colin Baker
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

damn right I'm alright
*worries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

it's OK, no one said my name
but there again I don't think I've done anything nice for anyone. Time to do something to get some credit at the bash. I'd make cakes but I suck at cooking and Berk will make nicer ones...OK I'm out of ideas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

some of the stuff you make is incredible
you deserve an honorary something just for the violins n' herons in the cistern and that rubber glove full of gravy you left in someone's freezer.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

er, thank you
I don't remember telling the rubber glove in the freezer tale - good memory!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

it kind of sticks in the mind
rather like gravy at the bottom of a freezer.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)