nearly everyone must be out tonight
we have social lives - who knew?
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening berk
What have you done this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

eaten a ludicrous quantity of cheese
and watched dvds with my nephew, and then my sister when he went to bed. Just finished watching Inception. Did you beat Preston, then?
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Yeap! 4-0
Moving the team further away from a relegation fight.

Will you have nightmares after all that cheese?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)

nope
because baked camembert with my homemade red onion marmalade is the stuff of DREAMS. Good dreams, obviously. So there were a lot of pissed off bristolians in my hometown today then?
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Where is your home town?
If it's Preston, then no. They were a number of happy Bristolians there. If fact, I'd go as far as saying that any Bristolian who isn't happy with the football today must be bent.

I want to try your marmalade.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Sorry, yes, that's what I meant
*belms* I am from Preston, yes. I can give you the recipe for it if you like? I'd send you a jar but I'm not sure jam necessarily should be sent through the post..
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Heh
I think Preston supporters were unhappy long before they lost today.

As for the recipe, can't you just bring some to a bash at some point?

(Actually, I would quite like the recipe)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

if I remember
I'll send you the recipe when I get home. No doubt I shall end up bringing some to a bash at some point as well though.
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I could remind you about the recipe I suppose?
When are you going home?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Tomorrow
gotta be back for babysitting. *heaves sigh*
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

But looking after small people means money.
And you've got your trip north of the border to plan.

Positive berk. Positive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

yeah I know
it just means leaving here earlier than I'd like and it's a bastard long drive with whingy kids at the end of it. Travel plans are all sorted, I can get the first train of the day, it should get me there in time but it's fine if I'm a little late- I checked.
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

That's good.
What time have you got the kids from and until tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

from when I get back about 4ish
until bedtime, around 8ish. Need to do some prep tomorrow night too, I can feel the fear a-creeping..
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Timetable berk.
Make. A. Timetable.

And maybe take a night or two off from child care. I mean, when you get the placement, they'll need to find someone else anyway, so you're doing them a favour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)

I won't be working tuesday night, which I would normally
and really I know what I need to do, practice my talk and some obvious interview questions, for instance like the ones I fluffed last time..
(berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Are the interview questions more subject specific than the average interview?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)

well they'll ask me some fairly in depth sciencey stuff
but it's more that I really have to know my stuff or else I'll look bloody silly. Again. The generic interview stuff I can do easy.
(berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Tip.
Star Trek is SCIENCE FICTION.

*Taps nose, wisely*

If you need any other tips, let me know.

What are you doing tomorrow before you go home?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)

Just hanging about here I guess
weather is shockingly bad so I doubt we'll go out. Plus I'll have to leave around midday so there's not a great deal to do on a sunday morning, especially not a sunday morning on anglesey in the arse end of beyond.
(berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)

But you'll get to spend some more time with your sister.
So that'll be good, yes?

The weather down here is shit too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)

well yes, any time I get to spend with them both is good
the weather was crap in brum too, but you've no idea exactly how shit 'shit' weather is until you've experienced it in north wales..
(berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)

I've spent many a week in Bangor.
Trust me. I know.

Has your sister got a bath and central heating? If she has, you could treat yourself to both if you are devoid of such facilities in Brum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I have revelled in the central heating
she apologised for it being cold in the spare room, and I was like, 'what? it's tropical in here, I can sleep without my hoodie on!'
(berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Well go mad and have a nice bath tomorrow!
It'll be like you've found the future.

In Wales.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:38, Reply)

pfft!
there is nothing good or right about that sentance. and on that note, night night!
(berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Sadly no.
Inside, watching x-files, and stabbing a voodoo doll of Phil Dowd.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Oh:
Evenin' all!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Evening DiT
3 points missed today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Too right.
That second penno was never a penno in a million years, that RVP goal in stoppage was onside, and Joey Barton is a vile cunt - "I'm still in shock to be honest": this from the man who stubs out cigars on people's faces.

Oh well. At least it's not a loss, and at least United lost.

Reet fella?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

You could have closed the gap though, so that must irk.
Watching MOTD you can't help but think 'the ref is trying to balance out a number of wrong decisions'.

I think you'll have to take the positive from this, in that with 11 men, you can score 4 against Newcastle, with 10 men, you can't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Ha, yeah.
I wonder if there was a bit of payback for what Cesc said but didn't say.

Still. Beautiful game, eh?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

It was.
Until they let WIMMIN into it.

*Hopes to get a reaction from someone*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Bollocks.
It was a fair tackle. Arsenal bottled it. Also, Best's goal wasn't offside, and we should have won because your last "goal" totally was.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:25, Reply)

Woo!
Go DG.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:28, Reply)

I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:31, Reply)

Oww!
Done owt fun this evening?

Also, did you re-read Tom Bakers biography?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)

Yes.
and I'm in disguise tonight as of now...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:36, Reply)

Scarf-fun-ahoy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:37, Reply)

I'm going to dress up as Amy Pond for the aussie version of Comic-con this year.
:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Who is Phil Dowd
and what has he done to attract your ire?
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

He is a referee in te popular game of Association Football.
I suspect he is more than a little blind, and possibly of questionable parentage.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

is the questionable parent
a hirsute, diseased female canid of some sort, perchance?
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Oh, very much so.
I hear he's also an Olympic-level onanist with a penchant for wearing ebony.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Sounds like a terrible blaggard
and a Katie Price sized tit.
(berk, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)