Surely the judge can't have meant
'any kind of sexual activity'? The poor sod must still be allowed to wank, right? I mean, a 48 IQ makes him pretty slow but presumably he's still bright enough to give himself 'informed consent'.

Even monkeys masturbate ffs!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It usually means "activity with other people"
if he wants to wank himself blind to "in the night garden" then he's absolutely fine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

PHEW!
*wipes brow and cock on Iggle Piggle curtains*

EDIT - Happy candles!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

That upsy daisy, fucking hell
she'd look like a plasterer's radio by the time you were finished.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Its MakkaPakka for me
and his sponge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

oh, fucking hell
8 bastard years. why? Imagine what I could have done with that time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Fucked about on another internet site?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Quite probably.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

finished off that epic modernist novel you've been working on?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

finished off that epic modernist novel you've been working on?

wanked like a chimp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

STOTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

How's your wife's arse today?
Musky as ever?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

this made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh, yes.
Richly pungent as ever. Agnostic's tip was crap though. Or perhaps I'm just a lazy, inept lover. Both seem possible.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Just move up a hole
That'll help your short thighs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Hers are looong. Think giraffe.
Mine are average.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Kneel on a giant bible

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I'd need a Koran as well
to reach that holiest of holies..
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

The doirty bitch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)