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That thread is too long can someone start a new one please?
the courts recently set out an injunction prevenbting a man witth an IQ of 48 from any kind of sexual activity, I suspect with an IQ of 48 a bit of bumming was one of the few pleasures that life had afforded him.

My question: What else should chronically stupid people not be allowed to do?

I going to answer with Vote, breed or go on the internet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:49, 210 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This place'd be fucked if you had your way.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

be allowed to live

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Morning Vip, did you sleep well under your JEW SKIN quilt?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

as if
it's made of dolphin, stuffed with orang-utan fur.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Nice
Where do you get these "quilts"?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

That's what I was thinking.
Although Jew-skin would be preferable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Surely
there would be a piece missing? Draughty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Although that particular
part of the anatomy could perhaps serve as a nozzle for an inflatable mattress.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Thinking ahead there

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Even better, one of the limited edition 'numbered' quilts

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Not so limited
Quilt 16,356 of 6,000,000
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You mean 'too limited'

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

?
I mean not so limited, as in the limits are not .... well...... limited
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I was implying 6 million was not enough

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Who are you?
The Princess and the fucking pea?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

2 Unlimited

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Mrs 2unlimited
has massive norks, if I remember correctly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Erm
Crosswords?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Well they can have a go I suppose, then it's back to the stickle bricks

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

fly planesl

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Or spell planes

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

now the reason behind your username is revealed

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

posting on my phone
While trying to go to sleep
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

postingl onl myl phonel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

zing!
I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Very, very good

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Surely the judge can't have meant
'any kind of sexual activity'? The poor sod must still be allowed to wank, right? I mean, a 48 IQ makes him pretty slow but presumably he's still bright enough to give himself 'informed consent'.

Even monkeys masturbate ffs!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It usually means "activity with other people"
if he wants to wank himself blind to "in the night garden" then he's absolutely fine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

PHEW!
*wipes brow and cock on Iggle Piggle curtains*

EDIT - Happy candles!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

That upsy daisy, fucking hell
she'd look like a plasterer's radio by the time you were finished.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Its MakkaPakka for me
and his sponge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

oh, fucking hell
8 bastard years. why? Imagine what I could have done with that time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Fucked about on another internet site?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Quite probably.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

finished off that epic modernist novel you've been working on?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

~~finished off that epic modernist novel you've been working on?~~

wanked like a chimp
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

STOTD

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

How's your wife's arse today?
Musky as ever?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

this made me laugh

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh, yes.
Richly pungent as ever. Agnostic's tip was crap though. Or perhaps I'm just a lazy, inept lover. Both seem possible.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Just move up a hole
That'll help your short thighs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Hers are looong. Think giraffe.
Mine are average.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Kneel on a giant bible

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I'd need a Koran as well
to reach that holiest of holies..
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

The doirty bitch

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Keep stupid people from driving motor vehicles.
The correct place for stupids is in a circus. That way I can avoid them entirely.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Use public transport at rush hour
Shop at lunchtime
Drive
Breathe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

or shop at the weekend
same applies to old people, or those with children.

By all means, have children, or go shopping, just don't combine the two.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

It does tend to get a bit messy in Asda
and there is nowhere to put the afterbirth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

that's the least of your concerns if you are shopping in Asda

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

haha!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I went to Asda once
It was like visting the obesity ward of a mental asylum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Asda Doughnuts
are nyom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

They should be killed and their organs harvested

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Good plan

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

But they have stupid organs!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Think of them as
liver greenhouses
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

use self-service checkouts

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Ohhhhh this!!!!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

And cash points -
To get money out involves the prssing of approximately 3 buttons plus your pin, so why does it take them soooo long!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

they are considering the environmental impact of asking for a fucking receipt
that shite really messes with my cashpoint ninja skillz.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I long for a world in which there is a minimum level of intellect required for participation in society.
Fail, and it's off to the labour camps via the compulsory sterilisation clinic for you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

that's the dream...

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Actually there is an argument,
albeit a slightly creepy third reichy one, that if an individual is too stupid to comprehend the ramifications of sexual activity and the notion of consent, then they're less likely to be upset if they're, you know, 'taken advantage of'.

So, to answer your question, perhaps chronically stupid people should not be allowed to leave their brothels / gimp dungeons, give back-chat to their pimps etc.

I'm just testing the water here...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

He was being bummed by anoth moron called Kieron at his hostel, they seemed very happy together
www.metro.co.uk/weird/854744-high-court-bans-man-with-low-iq-from-having-sex

Apologies for the Metro link, it was this or The Mail or Fox News
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I smell a reality tv show in the pipeline.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I smell 'musk'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Haha!
Non bleached musk?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Big, splattery curry 'musk'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Mmmmm
The best kind

UNLEASH THE CIF!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh ffs
Wishes delete-key had space-time function.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's only a little bit of internet bullying, man.
There's no need to wish the universe out of existence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

If I pay your salary
will you post on here all day every day please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You couldn't afford him
Even if he was on the dole.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

This is very, very true.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I like this.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It's actually rather heart warming.
And even the judge is fooling himself if he believes his intellect has always had mastery over his cock.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

~~heart~~ ring piece
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I love the Metro.
www.metro.co.uk/weird/821861-snake-attack-man-arrested-after-motel-python-slap
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

well, Kelly Brook is stupid enough to be in one of the those brothels
so I'm all for it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

So your suggestion is rape camps rather than labour camps?
I know this is entirely the wrong place to admit this, but I've always found people who look a bit Downsey something of a turn-off. Apart from Juliette Lewis, of course.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

She's Mong-Hot for sure

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

This is better than syaing that you have a perversion for large faced spakkers with sialorrhea

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

What about Lily Allen?
There is at least one extra chromosome in there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I quite fancy her.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Me too
/shame
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Surely Lily Allen of all people is far too common for your tastes?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I think she's rather pretty

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

She is, but I'd have to gag her.

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

My plan exactly

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

A little but the thought of upsetting her father is just too exciting for me to miss.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

This^
Consider her "pink-socked" as soon as I get the chlorophorm in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

They tend to have large, protruding tongues though.
And any port in a storm. This jam is mong-hot... MMmmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

*takes five*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Crash Test Dummieslol

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Beats International...
But Crash Test sort of fits, too.
She couldn't quite explain it, she'd always just whiffed theerrre mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

There you go again:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Indeed
Each verse describes the isolation and suffering of a child, two of whom have a physical abnormality; a boy whose hair has prematurely whitened from shock and a girl with an unually musky dirt-hole.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

hahahahaha!
I nearly spat water all over my monitor there, but instead have gone scarlet and nearly choked to death
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Hahaha

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

have you never heard of paper bags, man?
Edit; I suppose the paper bag wouldn't help with the shame of hearing them ask if you're going to get them a Happy Meal afterwards
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Is he anything like Wet Ham Man?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Gone but never to be forgotten

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

4eva in r etc

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

who was wet ham man?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

A legend, A true legend.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

sandwiches?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Talk to me on the phone
This is especially good timing as I've been sat listening to this complete mong of a woman struggling with our exceptionally user-friendly, theoretically idiot-proof order form for nearly 20 minutes.

I'm aware that by definition anything which results in the user struggling to use it is not user-friendly. However I would argue that the exception to this rule is when said user is an absolute fucktard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Press 9 if you are a fucktard and would like to speak to Darthfoxtrot

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

She's still on the phone
23 minutes and counting. If I was religious I'd blow something up. Please restrain yourselves from making any "suicide bummer" comments
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

THWARTED

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You only converted to Islam because you misread the word Iman.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

as "in-man" if you hadn't worked that out.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

that was poor
even by your usual standards
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Lies online.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

or the Daily Mail
to use the common name
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Technically that should be the website address
but I can't bring myself to type it out and thereby create a link. Or, as it should be known, a portal to a world of ill-informed hatred
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

John?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

This is poor

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

i thought it was a response to some apple advert

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It's funny because - oh, hang on, no it isn't....

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I still got a reaction!
Another win for me online.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You need to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Ah the old 'Bert defence'.
Well played.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

The best you've ever read

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Hahah

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Imam.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Iman
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suck+my+balls
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Touché

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

there is a touching pun in here somewhere

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

You want me to touch Noel's balls?
I don't want to do that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Lies, online.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You want in too?
Could get a tripod ball-cupping thing going on.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

circlejerk

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

omg
two members of the tripod touching each other? whilst monty watches (see his post below)?

somewhere the women of b3ta are all melting into a frothing, fizzing mass of lust.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

-puts hand up-

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*loses watch*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You mean b3ta as a whole I take it

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I like that people who have a belief in the unseen
are called Moomins.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Did she go "AHHHHHH, YAH _GAYLORD_ BEING ON TELLY ! HELLO MY NAME IS MARTIN, I AM 32 AND FROM NORFOLK. I AM A TELECOMUNICATIONS ANALYST" ?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Norwich. NORWICH, Gonz
Don't you listen to anything I say?

Oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'll be honest with you, Darth, I can't pick and choose which information my brain decides to remember.
Yesteray I knew that fermented korian spicy cabbage is called "Kim chi", however, I can't tell you what I had for dinner.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Nothing is foolproof
to a sufficiently talented fool.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

shiny candle for you
i read that as well done, you've wasted another year of your life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

8 fucking years, rswipe.
8 years. Dear god.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

god
your username is older than mine, and i thought i was a rare vintage around these OT parts!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I have a mere 7 years, 0 months and 21 days to my name.
*cries*

*checks and sees that mine is older than yours*

*cries again*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

5 years and 9 months???
erk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

oh god damn it
i'll just sit here in a heap of my own self-pitying noob-ness then.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I did my apprenticeship on /board
served time on /talk. I'm a well-rounded forum member, me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Piss off to /links.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

steady, Noel.
there's a upper limit to my cuntiness.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

You are but a young'un
Back in my day, all we had to drink were wet gravel to suck on.

Etc
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

~~gravel~~ cock

/sorry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Magenta or glass?

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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

True dat
A response AND an example. Who says men can't multitask?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It's bollocks that women can multi task.
I told my wife sit down and shut up...can she do it? Not in the slightest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

UR Bernard Manning AICMFPies

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is that you, Jim Davison?

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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

May I just point out...
at least in theory
IQ = 100/mental age * physical age

therefore, if he's 41 with an IQ of 48 he has a mental age of 19.68 which is over the age of consent.

of course it could just be that IQ tests are bollocks.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm not sure how you've written that formulae
ie, whether physical age is on the top (in which case mental age is 85) or on the bottom (in which case mental age is 0.05)

but definitely not 19.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

clarification:
bugger, got it backwards its 100 divided by physical age times mental age. silly me.

anyway, for simple sums and IQ of 100 should mean that your mental and physical ages are the same, and this is supposed to be average. so an IQ around 50 means his mental age is half his physical age.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Several posters lay boastful claim to be high IQ scores, sadly from their rambling posts they present as idiots as opposed to savants
IQ tests are clearly lacking.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

or, y'know, they are liars.
Although high IQ and massive autisms do go hand in hand.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Only if the autism is hot.
And only as far as the shed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

brilliant

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

More rooted in some fantasy land Badger I'm afraid
Still it's entertaining in a sadsack way
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Wank cry toss cock jam spacky fappy
You're listening to the guy banning sexual activity.

This is mong hot.

Etc.

Ban this sick filth. All of it.

*gestures wide*
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I applaud (and click) this

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I, too
*doffs cap*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

this was actually quite funny
but from you, very funny. well done.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Magnificent.
I am silently convulsed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Giggling madly

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Join b3ta.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah, change the rules once you've already joined, why doncha?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Stable door innit?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Don't talk about AA's Mum's vagina like that

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

"My mum's dead, you cunt"
In 3...2...1...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

In some kind of bizarre electric bin/speedboat accident?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

AA's mum was Kirsty MacColl?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

nah
Mong-sex gone wrong
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sorry for the delay, just got called away from my desk
Now let's see, where was I? Ah yes...*clears throat*

My mum's dead, you cunt.

How did I do? Was that ok?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

*sighs* it'll do I suppose
*to one side* We'll get someone less Scouse-sounding to dub over the top.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Gerry Adams, for example.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

ironylols

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

"doncha"?!
Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I also said 'yeah'. I iz well slang innit?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

He's a Pussycat Doll.
Edit: The ugly one.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

This doesnt narrow it down
They all look like analcrackwhores
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

...best of all the crackwhores

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

* high fives*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

This thread hasn't been quite gay enough yet. Allow me to address this issue.
The thing that annoyed me post about the PCD (oh yes, I went there) is not the shit music or the lack of a truly lengthworthy member, it's that the dance routines in their videos are dull as fuck. I know that several of them are very skilled dancers so this bugged the fuck out of me. Then I saw the video for Nicole Scherzinger's "Poison" and the dancing in that is also boring as hell. So the rest of them were having to be a bit crap for her sake.

Thank you for your time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yep, that was pretty damn gay...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Thank you
Factually accurate, as well. Although I'm sure I could say whatever the fuck I liked about either dancing or the PCD in this forum and no-one would contradict me. Or care enough to do so.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

FAGtually accurate, more like.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Nicole Scherzinger was a pro dancing instructor, I believe.

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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

~~dancing instructor~~

SHE CERTAINLY DRESSES LIKE ONE!!11!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

PROSTITUTIONSTEREOTYPELOLS!!!111!!!!@#

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot is a dancing teacher
*slaps with pair of non-leather gloves*

Pistols at dawn, bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

dust off your assless pleather chaps boys!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

What's pleather?

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Plastic leather?
I understand it is musky
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

So am I
sort of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I was just commenting on the irony.
If she is indeed the shittest dancer in the group.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I thank you
I may have been exaggerating slightly if I'm honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I am glad you left it at a slight exaggeration
I know your type are prone to screaming, cackling, waving your arms around and other such dramatic displays of over-reaction.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I have no means with which to contradict this suggestion
Other than outright lies, and I'm confident that such a resort would be frowned upon in this noble company
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:27, Reply)

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