Have public sex
Learn how to do box spilts
Master handspring
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello sexy.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Right back atcha

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:07, Reply)

We need girlytimes at some point soon. When I'm up over Easter, let's hit 5th so hard it passes out.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yes maaaaaaaaaate
I'll wingman for you this time
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Keep me away from fat smokers, alright?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Roger that captain.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I think that thing you just linked on FB was from uncyclopedia,
but I can't check at work.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

It was

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Oh I will.
I'll roger that captain very hard.

-does what she wants 'cause a pirate is freeeee-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

This captain?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Surely there's not much learning involved with box splits
More stretching/training?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Yeah, pretty much just more stretching
Lots and lots. That's one of the few ways I was not made to bend.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I used to be able to do them
When I was doing fencing and tae kwon do. Not anymore though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I've never understood the appeal of public sex
The idea of getting caught has only ever made me nervous, not horny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

It's well naughty = turn on

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I suppose
I once had the girls Dad walk in on me porking her. She threw the duvet over us, so he wouldn't see what we were doing. Fucking hell, that was frightening!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I've done it. In Farringdon, of all places.
It was quite pleasurable but not enought to risk it again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I always get confused when I see Farringdon written, as I keep thinking you're spelling it wrong
Before realising you're talking about the one in London, not in Oxfordshire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Woodland
Park
Ferry disabled loos
Local cricket ground
By a river
By a lake
other public loos

Nothing like the warmth of the sun on your balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

1st of may, 1st of may
Outdoor fucking starts today...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)