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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have no idea what challange to set myself.
Somebody give me some ideas.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Chat up a stranger.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I'm at a gig on the 17th.
I'll give it a go.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Woo!

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)
It is however, a Sisters of Mercy gig so suitable applicants may be thin on the ground.
I reserve the right to change my mind.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Are you there with Tourettes?

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I am.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Then you've got a near perfect wingwoman, get her to help out if you can't make your mind up!

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I doubt I'll have problems with quantity.
I am expecting a lack of quality.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Never good
Ask Tourettes if you can borrow DG for the night?
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Have hot sweaty sex with Jeff Bridges
Or if he is busy, any man with a beard.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)
*see above*

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)
eat more meat

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I'm dieting.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)
this doesn't mean you can't eat more meat

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Yes it does.
I have to cover all food groups in my diet but not eat too much of anything.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)
well vary it then
chicken can be a bit bland.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I will not eat red meat.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
But it's the tastiest kind!

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)
squirt

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I beg your pardon?

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I thought that was fairly self-explanatory

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Nope!
Elaborate please.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
there seems little point
as further down you said you'd gone off wanking
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Ah! I see.
I'm too old to squirt. I'm all dried up.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)
You will need the following
1: a curved dildo
2: a towl
3: patience
4: a video camera
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I have only 2 items in that list.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)
She's quite tall actually.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)
ahahahhahaha
hahaha


ha
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
:D

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Tantric wanking

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I've gone off wanking.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Tantric cake-baking?

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I think you just end up with burnt cake.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
That's ok, I shouldn't eat cake anyway

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
does that just take hours and not get anywhere?

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Yes

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)
You're getting it mixed up with 'the M25' here.
TOPGEARLOLZ!!!!!111!!
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I love how everyone's suggestions for you are sex-related.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I was expecting as much.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Mine wasn't!

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
How about
"Accept yourself."
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I did that years ago.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
As in
'everyone is getting laid accept yourself'?


This would have worked if spoken aloud. Honest.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Leave The Internet.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Shan't.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I got it, we're wasted on these losers.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
You are so right it hurts.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

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