But we have to place our
heads on those afterwards!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are your knees that dirty?
I dont mean fuck them, just chock your tiny little legs up on them to reach your gargantuan wife's musky clunge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

*imagines a chihuahua trying to mount an AT-AT*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

OK. Will do!
And can I just reiterate that my height is normal; my wife just has thighs that are sliiightly longer than mine; And there are no major hygiene issues with either me or the missus - just healthy, natural odours that are common to our species.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

You're a midget and your wife has a stinky anus.
It's too late now - you've already said too much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Steal your kid's?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)