...gazing at the back oh her head
whilst you balance precariously on a stepladder...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This must be how the bible started.
I'll have to nip this David and Goliath sex-myth in the bud by posting pictures or something soon.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOU BANGING FRUITLESSLY AWAY AT THE BACK OF YOUR WIFE'S KNEE.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

*utter lol*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

We've already managed to
produce one child, so it's not *always* fruitless. I might make a 'silhouette image' of my wife and I, so that people can see how we compare to each other (and perhaps a horse, family car, London bus for interest etc.) in terms of stature.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Please also include Nelson's Column.
Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Great seats?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

The best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Well, hers is a tad musky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This one's going to run and run, isn't it?
_{Not unlike her hyperactive glands...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Like his wife's musky arse after a hot curry?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Could someone please explain this meme to me please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1068168
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Ah...Anal musk, the new fragarance by Anal Klein

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Can't I just use one of his
lions on a plinth? If I use the column, everything else will be so small by comparison that the subtle differences in our thigh lengths will be all but invisible.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

OK then, lion it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I adore you, Wooksie.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Luv u 2 bbz.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah that's the best way to stop the jokes.
everything will blow over soon after you post pics.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)