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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I fall asleep ridiculously early at almost every party I go to, I've slept through plate-hurling arguments, through police, through kitchen doors getting kicked down...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I got sent home from the curry night by 11 on Friday because "Rootz! Rootz! Your eyes are going!"
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I wouldn't mind so much, but both times that's happened I wasn't even especially drunk, just tired. I blame the DJ, if the music hadn't been shit I wouldn't have sat down and nodded off...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)
and apparently I slept through that earthquake we had a few years ago.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
because I took 40 winks in the winged Chesterfield one night.
Oops.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I would be sick, not sit down, if I were drinking that.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
only to wake up in the morning naked and wrapped around the toilet, with the family dog eating chunks of pizza off your soiled torso; I hate funerals.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
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