I don't think I belong here.
It was my flatmate's birthday on Saturday, and about twenty of her mates came up. I wasn't planning on going out but after drinking in the flat for a while got roped into it.

After the first bar everyone got split up. It ended up being just me and four girls (three stupidly fit and one a munter, bless her) I'd known for about an hour in a horrific club I usually avoid. I assume this sort of thing is most young lads' dream but not me - I can't handle one girl let alone bloody four. My place as a social outcast was confirmed further by the fact they were all dressed upto the nines and then there was me in a hoodie, albeit an ace one.

When was the last time you stuck out like a sore thumb?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:07, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bloodstock last year
95% of people there were wearing all black, or dark colours. I turned up on the first day in yellow shorts and a Liverpool shirt, with a bright yellow hat.

The lad we were meeting there spotted me within 30 seconds, in a crowd of several hundred, highly entertaining weekend followed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I did the same thing at Sonisphere
white linen shirt, jeans and high heels. It was quite amusing to see the doubletakes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Good fun, isn't it?

The mask was a drunken purchase.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

A good look I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I don't think you looked too out of place

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

All the time.
I'm starting to think I'm the only person stuck in the early 1970s in the fucking world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

The early 70s weren't even all that special
They had a few nice cars, I guess.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

And some of the best records of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Are you banging on about long-haired guitar wankology?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Damn fucking right I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

By the way you are spot on about Gary Moore.
That barely registered on the 'Give-a-fuck-o-meter'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

A barely-noticeable shrug of the shoulders was all it got from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You are DCI Sam Tyler
AICMFP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Such a good show

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Wouldn't know...I mearly know of it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

He's not, you know.
He's Ray.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Alright Sam?
EDIT: MINDPISS!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Most of the time
I can't be bothered to develop a dress-sense and most people are turned out really smartly here most of the time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

This
I look more scruffy than most of the students, ffs.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Steady on
I don't know what they're like over in Brum, but some of the undergrads round here seem to spend far too much effort on their appearance for a morning that's going to be spent in a teaching lab.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yes, that's what I'm saying
ie, that most of the students are not scruffy and that I am. Get up at 6am so I can wash and straighten my hair everyday, and put my makeup on? Fuck. That. You're lucky if it's a clean tshirt and jeans that aren't completely bedraggled.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Guess it's all very well if you don't have to get out of bed until midday
(But seriously, why would you put on a posh-looking dress and heels for a lab session?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I really don't know
I will never ever understand girls like that. On a day to day basis I simply just don't care, as long as I don't smell and my arse isn't hanging out of my jeans.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

When I smashed a hammer off my bell-end
*tumesces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Did it make a 'Dong' sound?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I Dinged my Dong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I never understand why people have a problem dressing for an occasion
if you did this you wouldn't feel like a sore thumb that has just been rammed up Happybara's wife's anus and is now being used by the clubs toilet monkey to add a dash of musk to the happy clubbers...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's the smart-casual that trips me up
black tie, formal, cocktail, dinner. Any of those I have no problem with, but smart-casual can go either way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Wear a nice, non-slutty dress
Not implying you have slutty dresses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Yeah I have two or three dresses
I trot out every-time, but sometimes the bastards lie. Some law dinner said smart-casual so I turned up in a grey dress and heels, only to find everyone else in little black dresses. I looked like a fat washed out shadow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

You're not fat
And it's better to be dressed nicely but different to all the others.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It just means you can go casual but it has to be your smartest casual clothes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

But who judges what your smartest casual clothes are?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Common sense does.
You're fucked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

A good tip for life is that it is better to be over dressed than under dressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's also better to be 'pissed off' than 'pissed on'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I was still dressed extremely well, as always, although yes it wasn't quite right for where we were going.
But as mentioned I had no intention of going out, and then when I did I only planned to go to the first couple bars and then head home. But the girls twisted my arm and dragged me into the aforementioned club.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

+so I waited until they were all off on the dancefloor and then scarpered with their handbags.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

wearing a hoodie does not constitute dressing extremely well
don't get me wrong, I have nothing against hoodies and wear one most of the time myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Trust me this one is acemans.
So much so that one of the girls asked to wear it and then refused to give it back for about an hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

does it have ears?
or spikes?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

No, but it is forest green.
That's just as good, right?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

the spikes and ears aren't a good thing
what is so good about it?

(green is a plus though, as it is my preferred colour)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

The beaches at Kos.
I was the only woman wearing a cossie and not a bikini.

And probably Aber's wedding too. I was the only tattooed woman in a burnt dress.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

it's a pretty specific niche, though.
so you can hardly have been that surprised.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

*chortle*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Blousie Blousie Blousie!
Gaz me your email address- I think I've cracked it!!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Done.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

My course at uni was 7 girls to every guy.
It was actually pretty shit and the dozen or so guys ended up hanging out with each other for the most part.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

My course was roughly 5:1 girl:boy ratio
One of my tutorial groups was run by a professor who specialised in Feminist Philosophy, though she was teaching us Sartre. The group consisted of me and 7 girls. I had to defend my gender in most sessions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I deliberately didn't choose her modules because I was terrified of her.
Was she all I dreamt of?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

She was intense fo' sho'
But a good tutor. She also flashed me her nipples once, and I'm not sure it was accidental (bent forward at the waist in front of me as I sat down, affording me a direct view down her top. No bra because she's a feminist).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I bet she did that to freak you out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Probably
I noticed, bolted my eyes up as soon as I saw nips, and met her gaze as she talked to me about the projector.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

D'you know who I loved, apart fromt he one on Political Philosophy who I don;t think you had
but did you have the one who did Descartes, Leibniz and Spinoza?
She was boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Small Scottish lady with grey hair?
There was also a hot Greek woman, but she only did tutorials, not lectures.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Nail on head.
You can sing her name along to "see you in my staaaaar".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

A quick check shows she's not there
But the Greek lady is.
Also, the 'new' lady who teaches Spinoza looks pretty
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Pretty, but possessed!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

This^
EEK!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

This post couldn't be gayer
if it was mincing through the tulips wearing a tiara.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little bromance.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

a tip toe through the twolips you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

tiptoeing is not really going to hit the mince level I'm thinking of here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Wow you're old here!
and in real life!

Happy candleday!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

WELL OLD.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

hanging out with wanking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Every day at work
I can't understand why looking smart or wearing a tie is such an alien concept to my colleagues
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

The others are aiming for the 'rough trade' end of the market.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

don't you work in some sort of IT/telecoms support?
I'd be impressed if they could find Tshirts without spunk on them, let alone a tie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I do indeed
But my lot aren't the techy guys, apart from one team who're kept in the corner of the office so we don't have to look at them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

wise move.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

All the time
I stick out in work as I question things and stand my ground, making me some kind of IT pariah who doesn't just accept when things change/go to shit.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Last time I was walking past the playground
I stuck out alright - not so much like a sore thumb, mind, as a panhandle that could punch a hole in a cheap door.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

the sleep therapy suite at the spa on sunday was torture
we were in this darkened room with candles and scents and you lie on these warm soft beds which massage your back and legs and emit some sort of waves to put you to sleep. allegedly. then you listen to this woman yammering on about a pleasure garden on some headphones and soothing plinky plonky music. every other woman in the room was loving it and was sparked out.

now i can't lie still for a minute at the best of times, and being made to go to sleep at 12.30pm was just weird to me. i was the only one thrashing around and sighing whilst they were all flat out and loving it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Well, if you gotta wank, you gotta wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

must you always lower the tone?
we are talking about SLEEP THERAPY here. my friend thought i needed it because i never sleep and i can't lie still. in actual fact she was immediately hypnotised into a deep sleep whilst i lay staring at the dark ceiling and trying not to fall off the massaging bed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I quote " i was the only one thrashing around and sighing"
I cannot sleep much either - its fucking depressing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

perverted man is perverted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

On here??
whoodathunkit?

My main sleeping problem is that as soon as I wake up by brain starts thinking about absolute rubbish and then I cant get back to sleep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

That's guilt, that is.
Guilt and fear of arrest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

nail on head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Is this some kind of confession?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

errr, no....
*looks around nervously*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I would so love to try this
having said that, I can pretty much sleep anywhere, at any time. If it didn't make me look like a complete waster, I'd list it on my CV as one of my hobbies and/or special talents.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

be alright if you were applying to dreams or silent-night or something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Oh man we'd be ace at parties.
I have fallen asleep on a speaker stack, across two kitchen chairs, with my eyes open, under a parka on couch with wooden arms, on a floor next to smelly feet. You name it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Hahaha, this
I fall asleep ridiculously early at almost every party I go to, I've slept through plate-hurling arguments, through police, through kitchen doors getting kicked down...
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Snap!
I got sent home from the curry night by 11 on Friday because "Rootz! Rootz! Your eyes are going!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Haha, I have been kicked out of clubs for same
I wouldn't mind so much, but both times that's happened I wasn't even especially drunk, just tired. I blame the DJ, if the music hadn't been shit I wouldn't have sat down and nodded off...
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I've once fallen asleep in a club
and apparently I slept through that earthquake we had a few years ago.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

When I fell asleep on the speaker stack...
very loud club.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I fell asleep with my head in a bass bin at a rave once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Is a bass bin a more solid version of the 'keep-net' that most fishermen use?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

yes, I was asked to leave a reet posh 'otel round here
because I took 40 winks in the winged Chesterfield one night.
Oops.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

DJ or JD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

JD is disgusting stuff.
I would be sick, not sit down, if I were drinking that.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

If you were busying throwing up you'd probably be awake though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Until you fall asleep in a pile of your own vomit and shit
only to wake up in the morning naked and wrapped around the toilet, with the family dog eating chunks of pizza off your soiled torso; I hate funerals.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I don't think I could sleep on a moving/massaging bed
But I have fallen asleep in a caldarium on a stone bed thing (curved/contoured, not a flat slab).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

oh i love those
moddershall oaks, best spa in england (rswipe ranking, nothing official, no liability for warranty accepted), has them...... warmed curved stone slabs, they were AMAZING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

The spa at Alton Towers has them too
Em and I had the place to ourselves for 4 hours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

the only problem with that is
that if you are at alton towers, why go in the spa? ROLLERCOASTERS man! i could live at alton towers, i really could.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

We had two days there, and the park was open until 9pm each night for Halloween
By halfway through the 2nd day Em was knackered, and the Spa was half price. It was her birthday, so I treated her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

fair enough
but when you take me, can we just stay on the rollercoasters all day?

with a break for the water rides, natch.

ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Sure thing
We also did the water park, though that was disappointing compared to the rollercoasters.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

how did your hair look after a couple of hours on the rollercoasters??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It was down to start, it was a rainy day.
But the time before it managed to withstand all the rides and still be standing proud.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Seriously?
I genuinely thought you were an adult.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

no you didn't!
but come on, rollercoasters? i'll take you for a trip in my car with the roof down, it's about as close as we can get down here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I really did.
Rollercoasters are shit. If I want motion sickness I shall drink two bottles of red wine then smoke a bong of Afghani hashish, thanks all the same.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You're a massive girl then, clearly.
Motion sickness only happens to the women and the gays. The rest of us enjoy the battering it gives your senses.

Especially Nemesis, best fucking ride I've been on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Nemesis was the first rollercoaster I went on
a couple of years ago.

my view is "meh". It was alright. I had no particular desire to do it again. Prefer rides like the rapids, if I were forced to choose.

Would rather go surfing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I thought Oblivion was awesome
Until I did a tandem skydive. Now it's positively tame in comparison.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I could watch Oblivion for ages
and did in fact, while my mrs queued and went on it. I'm pretty bad with heights so didn't bother even trying it.

As a piece of engineering (and sculpture to some extent) it is brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

It's a great ride
Em hated it though, so didn't get to go on it last time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

you should use the "no mates" queue. Means you get to go on really quickly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

That's the only queue he can in all honesty use.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I find it pretty dull

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I like it enough to do it once per trip
But Nemesis I'd go on as many times as possible.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Yep, I'm exactly the same
Did it 4 times in a row a couple of years back (we go the 2nd week of September, park is near empty)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I also think oblivion is awesome.
I don't need to go to a ghastly 'fun' park filled with grotty proles and general cunts to attain it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

If you're scared of the big rides Monty.
You could always go on the tea-cups or dodgems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm scared of the poor people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I don't know if they have a hall of mirrors.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Oof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Sorry mate.
I felt bad for a fraction of a second when I posted it, if that makes you feel any better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Much
*eats Chinese noodles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

watch it Scrooge McDuck - value "super" noodles only for you!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

First one for me was The Antelope at Gulliver's World Of Adventures. That was fucking shit.
I love Nemesis, although I think The Big One in Blackpool is boring as hell.

I'd love to go on Kingda Ka one day though, it looks fucking immense
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

ah well
we have to have some divergence of interests, darling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)

He's right you know, after twelve it's only teens confused about their sexuality and lack of social acceptance and fat peedos with jam-jar glasses who frequent them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

i am wondering which of these categories i fit into
i think it has to be the latter on the basis that i kissed goodbye to my teens 100 years ago.

god you always make me feel so damn GOOD about myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It's a generalisation that holds true, get with the bongs
Chins up, you'll soon only have one to be downcast with
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I fucking love you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

but i like the way they make me feel inside
isn't that a good reason to justify anything?

well, except that you deviant, that's just Nasty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What's wrong with anal?
Well as long as you don't suffer from mustybumitis that is.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

POTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Are you a fucking Roman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

After a few drinks I have Roman Hands
of course I'm kidding, I'm a perfect gent
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I'd have pissed myself.
The temptation to break out my best Partridge impression and refer to 'bark trunks' would have been impossible to suppress.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

it was really intensely irritating, she had a mystic meg voice
you are standing by a waaaaaater-faaaaaaalllllll. the graaaaaaaaaaass is soffffffffft on your feeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

urgh. should have taken my ipod and had a disco in the dark.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

whenever I get together with mates, they cackle and chortle about their kids and husbands. I just sort of sit there.

QUESTION: what sort of icing would you make to go with a strawberry cake? white buttercreamy sort of something? or should I be sinful and go for chocolate?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

white chocolate?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Racist lol

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

oh girl
you so smart
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

i have my moments

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

White chcoloate is not chocolate, it is mearly dried Oompa Loompa spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Tastes nice with strawberries regardless.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

you are a Wrong excuse for a human being
game over, thank you very much for playing. now please gather your shit and leave the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Only girls and gays like white chocolate
this is due to their love of the taste of baby batter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

+ Oompa Loompa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I wouldn't say I love spunk or white chocolate.
I prefer dark chocolate.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

After all, once you go black, you don't go back!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I did.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You are Michael Jackson AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Cream Cheese.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)