Oh good god
Musical theatre is the worst thing in the world, worse than cancer nazis
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Incorrect
Chicago is better than most sports and the entire collected output of Scotland
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I fucking loathe sport, but musical theatre is even worse than sport.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Musicals are worse than being raped by an elephant that fingers you first
When people stand up to dance and sing I want to be physically sick, preferably spewing out my stomach lineing so I can dissolve them and ingest their juices.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Damn, I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Does this mean we can be friends again?
I'll even try and spell things correctly.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Yey!
*sings "tomorrow" to celebrate*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

It's certainly up there in the top five
The only things that can possibly compete with it are war, genocide, paedophilia and Bovril.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You forgot Bert
and Gillian McKeith. And reality TV programmes. And people who think the Salsa is a dance rather than a condiment.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

and three of those are debatable
Bovril however can fuck right off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Hahah I quite agree.
About the first three.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

So, you're a Bovril drinker?
*narrows eyes*
I had my suspicions...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

No, I'm a paedo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Oh, thank goodness for that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)