According to the Internet I currently smell of the following.
The scent comprises of :
Heart notes:
Jasmine and cedar
Top notes:
Apple and maclura fruit
Base :
Cinnamon, sensual woods and patchouli
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:03, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so....
lynx oriental, then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Hugz 4U LOL
Idiot woman
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Oh I approve of that.
What is the thing?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Lacoste Red
A cheerful enough everyday sort of aftershave.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

It smells nice.
I'm a fan of jasmine and cinnamon, as you might have gathered from my body wash and shampoo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)

To be honest I'd have no idea how to describe the smell.
Thankfully, someone on the Internet reckons it smells of those things I listed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I tried to see what mine smells of.
"The unexpected floral bursts with a lightness and zest as notes of citrus, Water Hyacinth and Jasmine Absolute are highlighted and energized with woody notes of Amber of Patchouli and Fresh Vetiver."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

So what we've learnt here is that people who try and describe the smell of
specific perfumes or aftershaves all sound really fucking bent.

Is that fair?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)

YES.
I need to get a new perfume. I've got a choice of one I had before and another really nice brand.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Maybe the Avon lady will come a knocking and you'll be able to get something from her?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Nah, I'll go to Selfridges.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

When you get to the make-up count I insist you say to the orange woman behind the counter
'Bing-bong! This is Lampy calling'

And then start browsing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

-whooshes over head-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)

When I were a lad
Avon sold cosmetics door-to-door, their advertisments were mostly 'doorbell rings, and some bint saying 'Avon calling''
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

you're not actually going to buy it from selfridges though
As it will be significantly cheaper in boots or superdrug..
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Or Online, where there are also savings to be made.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Oh no, but I need to see which Jo Malone one I want.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

is that the one that you can buy sort of matching ones and layer them?

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yeah, but I'm not sure I'm quite rich enough yet.
Unless I buy two 50ml that complement each other and wear them either together or apart, rather than one 100ml bottle. But that's provided I have £68 to just spend willynilly. Which I don't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

£68?!

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

They should charge £69 for it.
It's a more amusing number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You know, it's no wonder I think you're younger than you are
when you come out with puerile crap like that.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I feel like a naughty child
Who has been told off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I'm not angry Jeff
I'm just disappointed.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

That's even worse.
*Lip starts to tremble*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

*there there*

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

*Sobs a bit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)

You've brought this on yourself, I'm afraid.

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

*Runs off in tears*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Sorry Jeff
I'm a terrible bitch.*

*notes use of the word bitch will probably bring you running straight back again
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I've been feeling like that for a while
I still have half a bottle of both of mine to use up though.. and really you need someone to come with you, so they can see what it smells like on.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I will either get Miss Dior Cherie again
or go to Jo Malone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I have a day one and a night one
having just looked them up, they have more or less identical notes, but they smell completely different to me. Weird.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I used to have two.
But I ran out of Miss Dior Cherie, which is lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

That does sound rather nice
what is it?
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)

As replied to Lamps.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

i fucking love mens cologne

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)

g e
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:18, Reply)

musty ftw

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:21, Reply)

hahaha
I started watching the Super Bowl last night.

My god they drag it out a bit don't they?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)

not much longer than any other game
at the game during commercials then men are huddled or getting a drink or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:31, Reply)

So they are professional sportsmen who can't go for more than fifteen minutes without a break?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)

you can't think of it like other sport
it gets unfairly put down because people compare it to rugby, to which it only has a passing resemblance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

It is rubbish and incredibly dull, though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

s'not

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

And apparently it's also the reason why Betamax failed and VHS ruled the VCR world
As the average game lasts about 4 hours and you could get 4 hour VHS tapes, something you couldn't get with Betamax.*

*At least, someone told me this once, no idea if it's true or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I recall hearing that as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I thought it was something to do with porn
in that it was released on VHS not Betamax ergo VHS wins
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:42, Reply)

to be honest
I find watching almost any sport rubbish and incredibly dull.

Handegg at least has the benefit of not being talked about all the fucking time by loads of people like football.

I have come to fucking hate football.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I'm sure they could, but these days it's all about the money, no?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Well they showed the game here on BBC1 which has no commercials
So they kept going back to the studio for analysis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

well while you're getting studio analysis
we're getting commercials

studio ysis
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

the commericals are the best bit
the Terry Tate: Office Linebacker stuff from a while ago was excellent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

those descriptions are crazy
mine says: It has a red apple top note, accentuated by the subtle spicy aroma of cinnamon and supported by a dewy floral middle note (the crisp, green effect of geranium). The final touches are added to this sumptuously deep and warm Eau de Toilette by the soft, wood and amber base note accord.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

What does it say on the bottle?
Fahrenheit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Boss
Bottled
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)

You sound like Roota.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)