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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've broken Britain
And I mended my mobile after I fell over and it came apart
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
how did you fall over? are you ok?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I'm okay thanks :)
Just a bruised knee. Stupidly tripped
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Were you drunk?
You can tell us
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
nope it was 11am
And I was on my way back from shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
aww
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

+4UBbz
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
SWIPE!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
where have you been all my monday?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
At home, then at the barbers
then at PC World, then at the Butchers, then in the kitchen, then in the bedroom, then the living room for a while, then the spare room, then the living room again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
holy shit
you get around a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I'm like you, but without the constant trips to the GUM clinics

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:18, Reply)
thanks
How's your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
It's been like your mum
Fast, loose and prone to squirting.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Were you drunk when you fell?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
she's not you, jeff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I'm glad to hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
One jeff is more than enough

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
zero jeffs might be about right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
heehee
We need the JeffBusters! do do dooo dodooledo doo doo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
And to think I actually like you.
*Sulks a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Why aren't you at the gym or working?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
i've been to the gym
hurt myself for 80 mins.

but it's america's next top model tonight so clearly i am watching that, work be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Are you in a lot of post-gym pain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
huge amounts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Good.
*There. I've said it now.*

That'll teach you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
no it won't i am going again at 6am!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I'm not sure that's healthy.
You need to let your body recover.

Has your quest for fitness become an obsession? Or have the gym just installed a load of pink gym equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)
i am a bit of an extreme character
if i am going to do something, i do it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Fair enough.
I just hope that your gym obsession is something you want to do for you, and not for anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
it is essential

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Why?
Are you in training for a marathon or something?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)
poor you
hope nobody saw, bruised pride can be almost as painful!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Bruised knees hurt like fuck.
I once came off my skateboard and landed on my knees, on concrete. Took me a while before I could stand up and walk again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
suave!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
As always.
But I have an unerring skill to mix suaveness with streetness.

It's my ting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
you dropped the h
it stands for homo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I didn't 'drop' any 'H'.
So because I understand such basic rules as what sort of scent to wear at different times of the year, I am a homosexualist?

Maybe that's why chicks dig me so much.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
no the scent was good
a man should smell nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
So why the bullying?
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
no you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I rather thought you did.
My reason- you are a woman of child bearing age.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
10/10 for confidence
1/10 for accuracy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Ha!
You just gave me one!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
So you're not a woman of child bearing age?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
No Jeff, I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Sure?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Not entirely.
Interested?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Nah.
I'll pass cheers mate.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)
your loss.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Reckon I'll cope.
Shit, maybe I've made a huge mistake
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
one person walked past
And did a double-take. I looked quite shocked I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
my friend amy always wets herself laughing if we see anyone fall over
which happens more than you'd think in somewhere as crowded as london. it's always mortifying when i go to help and her snorts of laughter are ringing out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

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