You wouldn't get bored of it if your name was Martin and you were a Telecommunications Analyst from Dullwhich.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I love Dullwhich.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)

llwhich nstable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'll be going there in a bit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Anal sex LolZ

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'm ever so cheeky!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Why are you going to dunstable
or are you just going to get butt fucked?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

how fucking crude!
you should be ashamed of yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I wish I was a telecommunications analyst from Dunstable. Especially if I could change my name to Martin.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

he's more of a telecommuncations analist

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

That's quite good
Take three points. I'm not actually a telecommunications analyst, that was a fudge of my two job titles that the BBC suggested for simplicity's sake. I've now dropped the job title involving the word "analyst". Fascinating, eh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Believe it or not
it's more interesting than anything I've heard said while I've been on this secondment. It's driving me mental. I'd rather there was silence than this mindlessness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

This is all part of your quest to retain gainful employment, I take it
Sorry to hear it bites though mate. Want me to do you an impromptu song and dance routine?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

naa, I've been on this secondment since before all that stuff kicked off.
I'm hoping that should I keep my job then this secondment will come to an end, because it's fucking dull and I'm fed up of having to spend several nights a week away from my home, my mrs and my incredibly comfortable bed.

I appreciate the offer but I will pass on the song and dance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I can understand that this is a massively shite state of affairs
and you have my sympathy. Good call on the song & dance routine, for one thing I CANNOT sing and for another I took the missus to see Hairspray last night, so the routine would have been absolutely gay as tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

it could be a lot worse admittedly
I'm making a little extra, the work is a piece of piss (although really dull) and the place I am staying up here has a pool, which I may have mentioned once or twice.

I'm only in my office 2 days a week though and have so much work to do in that time it is ridiculous. If that state of affairs continues though then this secondment will finish at the end of March, which isn't too bad. Although the client wants it until at least end of June, which can fuck right off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Which client?
I'll send the boys round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

the organisation to whom I am seconded
who I am not going to name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

This isn't the BBC
who had to cut my slip of the tongue when I mentioned one of our clients by name.

Did I mention I was on TV?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

it's worse than the BBC
you may have mentioned it. A shame I missed it, but it was raining so I thought I'd go and pick up my mrs rather than have her walk for an hour in the rain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

There's a link to the iPlayer on my FB page
However, I am gradually coming to terms with the somewhat radical notion that some people have better things to do than watch me on telly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It doesn't work
For whatever reason, the bbc website has decided that episode is shit, and as such doesn't exist.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It does work
My sister-in-law used it just last night. Obviously your ISP is run by bitter Chelsea fans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It's not worked since last Wednesday
Here's a screenshot. That's all you get on that show, but you can watch the others. Maybe it was just too gay for the North?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Always a possibility

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Are you getting upset because we're insinuating that because you "analyse" things for your job
you must actually like sticking them up your bottom?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That's a bit of a bum deal.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm not upset at all
My Chompy Challenge is to not let you lot rile me, remember. Besides, if I got annoyed every time a B3tan accused me of being a bumder I'd be in a state of perpetual frustrated rage.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It would make a change from the frustrated rage of being in the closet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It is just AWFUL in here
Whoever's closet it is has NO idea how to accessorise. Brown shoes with a blue suit? Deary me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I think it is all just jokes, as I've said before.
Al is not really horrifically fat, and I don't take it up the arse. Don't get angry online.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

awww
that's disappointing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

It's all your fucking fault.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I didn't award you your brown wings!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yes, but you did get this started off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I may have toed a couple of pebbles off the cliff
but I don't think you can blame the avalanche on me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*takes a bow*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

...to sniff her musk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I have it on excellent authority that Al is not only quite slim but bloody lovely IRL
and what you do behind closed doors is none of my concern. I really am trying to be less bloody sensitive :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Al is mostly lovely.
Mostly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Excellent Aliens quotage
You get points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I forget you work with someone who knew me before the internet was invented.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I was round his on Sunday night
I am disappointed to report he has very little dirt on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Your dress sense is so 2010

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Cos you'd know what constitutes modern fashion

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

It's not my words darth
the words of Top Gear Magazine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Hahaha
APQOTD

That needs to be a regular thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)