I'm going to go out on a limb and say
Chompy made a girl a strawberry cake because he fancies this girl and would like to court her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

or bought a reeeeeally cheesy valentine's card maybe?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I bet it said "I love ewe", with a picture of a fluffy sheep on it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

and
'u light up my lyfe' inside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

oddly enough
my hardcore cynical american flatmate has bought her bf a card with two fluffy sheep on it and something of the sort. i had to stare at it wondering if i was missing something because it seemed so unlike her.

i am very smug about the one i am sending this year; sometimes you just find the perfect card. meanwhile my secretary is already complaining about the first sack of cards that i am making her open because i don't have time...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's bad enough you steal other peopls mail
but to make your secretary complicit is even worse.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

haha
wait

boohoo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Will Chloroform stay active after a couple of days in the post?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Yet again the shitehawk is totally misreading a question I asked her about strawberry cake
which was because kristine asked about icing those cakes yesterday.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)