I'm going to BGBs
Not in May, I'm just randomly going to turn up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*Leaves the door unlocked*
And Mingles in the cupboard.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

heehee!
You'd find me in a pile of wrappers the next morning
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Like the nun in Father Ted who ate all the Easter eggs.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

*holds head in hands*
l s
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

That would be even better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

That's a point, I'm planning on being there.
I'm just mildly worried she'll close the curtains, and lock the door before I get there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Like she did to Gonz and Barbara and Barry that time a couple of Christmases ago

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

That was one of the worst christmases I've ever had.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Did she lock you out too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I had to bring Barry along
and then his medication ran out, it was all kinds of nasty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Gonz's cousin Barry?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Nah, Barry Grant
Right mental fucker, he was.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Not as mental as Tommy McArdle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Sorry, no idea about him.
Did he shove a shotgun up someone's arse? If not, he's no Barry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

no but he kneecapped loads of people

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I think there's been some confusion
Gonz took his Aunty Barbara, I brought my friend Barry. There was an unpleasant incident when they got a bit carried away in the back seat, and then when we got to BGB's she wasn't in and Barbara had to have a wee in a plant pot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh I thought Barry was Gonz's cousin.
Are you sure they're not related? I remember Barbara needing to 'go'.
She's going to sit next to my godmother at the wedding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

She won't she's lovely
Me on the other hand...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I know your secret, don't forget that!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Where the bodies are?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Nope, it's far worse than that.
We know you left them in BGB's cellar anyway, that's not even a secret.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

No one will ever believe you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

You mean about the fact that you're actually...*looks round*
a man a nice person?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I kinda want bobby to show up calling me a cunt
That always cheers me up and will cancel out your LIES
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

-puts on fake beard-
YOU'RE A CUNT TGB AND I DON'T LIKE YOU OR YOUR MASSIVE VAGINA DID I MENTION YOU HAVE A LARGE VAGINA AND YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT HUR HUR HUR
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)

This is what I think of you
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

So basically you're saying that thinking of her gives you an erection?
I can't see how that would cheer anyone up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Thinking of her being mauled by a spinosaurus gives me an erection

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

How lovely for you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I picked a dinosaur which kinda has a mohawk
Hello lovely, how are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Hello You.
I'm OK thank you.
Last night I had a conversation with a mental woman about buying a present for someone. Said mental woman is going to let us know.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Ahhh *nods and winks*
Lovely stuff, keep me informed!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

hahah
I texted mental woman last night
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I bloody love mental women.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

She is fucking awesome
I am excited *jumps around*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)