i like breasts

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:51, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't wait for you to be bullied off here and onto calendar
you solar powered spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I heard you liked kids.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

with breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

He did post cat 5 child porn from what I've heard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Cables and children?
Sick fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

For a moment, just a moment, I thought you might have been telling the truth
Stupid work brain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Actually, that's the reason I posted about the kids
I don't know whether it's rumour or whatever, but I had heard he'd posted child porn.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

What sort is cat 5?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The worst

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Or the best, depending which way you're looking at it
Wow, even I feel unsettled typing that
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I managed to restrain myself from posting a variety of similar, equally wrong responses.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I kind of wish I had.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I wish you had

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

+n't been born.
Just thought I'd fill in what you were really thinking.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

What we're ALL really thinking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Hello person I haven't seen before.
Congratulations on your inventive and amusing theft of someone else's catchphrase.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I'm hoping he can also inherit my mantle
As it were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I hope that's not some sort of squid-fucking reference.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I'm not sure what it was
other than an opportunity for you to get creative, which was why I said it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I am eternally grateful for the opportunity.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Well it's better than squirting up your squid to death.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

MY squid? I don't have a squid.
I'm not the cephalopod-fetishist here.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

it's from the blue jam "gush" sketch.
"It ish not much fun, schoft cock porn. And it ish very hard to hold at juscht a lob when you're in a shexy twat. But, I guesch it ish better than scquirting up you scquid to death"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

*slaps forehead*
If you'd typed in a Dutch accent in the first place I would have spotted that.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Dutch Schteve is learning to talk the normal Englisch a little, yesch?
It is important that you be vigilant. Dutch Schteve takes no prisoners when he is pummeling the pooper.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I give you 10 minutes tops, MW.
They might seem fluffier here, but they've got teeth. And they like the taste of massive attention seekers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

they should be nice and easy to troll then

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Can we have a question please, I can't cope without a question!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Happy Candle Day Bobby
Destroyed any young persons's faith in humanity today?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

cheers pal,
today was brilliant we did estimation and standard measures. It involved dinosaur footprints so went off pretty successfully.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Don't make the lessons too exciting
Or the little tosspots will wet themselves.

I know I did when we did SI units, and that was at college.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Hiya Bart

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Howdy doody toots
How are you enjoying this sunny day?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I am enjoying it more as the seconds tick closer to 5pm
How's yourself?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Officially I'm in mourning for my partner's murdered chickens
But right now I'm looking forward to 5pm so everyone in the office goes home and leaves me to ponce about on the internet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Murdered?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)

By fox

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

'tis so.
Six new chukies, that were promising to be real layers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

hoorah someone new who hasn't seen mine before
just shuffle over there a bit, i'll lift my skirt above my knees to give you a good look.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Breast lies on the Internet!

( Peej, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Christ, sounds like my ex
Miss FENTAW.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Mind yourself
He might like that kind of thing...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

No, he likes kids.
If she was wearing a nappy, he'd spluff all over the place.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Did he really postthat stuff?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

The fact so many people say he has, is all the info you need.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Well normally I;d ask you to get archiving
but on this occasion it's best we don't do that kind of search.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Can I say it? Can I? Can I? Eh? Eh?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Go on then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Fuck Off Bert!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)