I heard NakedApe is a fucking bummer. He is also a 'wally'.
What did YOU hear about him?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:17, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I heard he felches Tory MP's for money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

That he isn't a Benny tied to a tree.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

*panic-strickenly issues a 'Benny on the loose' warning*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Also, that he isn't
Joe-A, Joe-B, Joe-C or even Joe-D.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

This is worrying news.
Still, Sarah Greene will be pleased.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Remember when when her and 'DJ Husband' Mike Smith
Fell out of the sky in that helicopter?

HAHAHAHA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Jeffywoo!
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Blousiewoo!
*waves!*

Do you remember when Anthea Turner almost had her head blown off?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

No!
Must have missed that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)

YouTube is your friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I have enough friends.
I need lovers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

*steps up to the plate*


*realises he just used an American sport metaphor and kills self accordingly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

*does sadface*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

*does cum face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

It gets funnier with each view.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s59vXMOpmJk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

hahaha!
So close.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Why would anyone not want to blow up Anthea Turner?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

There's some crazy people out there Bart.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

She is so wanting a Cemtex cardigan.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

There's some crazy people out there: Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

There are some good people out there too.
Who can forget www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkB25V_ow8 or even some chap called Elliott and his outstanding interview skills? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_s6aOp23M&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Televisual milestones right there.
How fucking smug must those people be today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Not quite as good as the Blue Peter garden being destroyed but it's up there with the best.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

My brother and I are convinced that murderer Edmunds was behind it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I wouldn't rule it out.
There are unconfirmed rumours that just after they crashed, and as they lay there all injured in the crashed helicopted, Edmunds was loitering in the woods with one of his 'Gotcha' awards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

He definitely fucked that squid.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

This could be a rumour that I just made up, but I heard that when he went to Maze and ordered the cheese board, he elected to replace a nice perfectly ripe brie for a mild cheddar

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

That sounds like just the sort of thing he'd do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I would never go to Maze!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

You aren't Frankie Beverly AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

*Googles*
oh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I heard he went on a medievil viking pillage and left his battle axe at home so had to borrow one out of the lost property bin.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I heard he had to do his pillaging in his vest and pants.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Worst day EVA!
Stepahnie Stevenson saw my winky then it went hard and was sick and then Mr. Garibaldy had to clean up the sick with his mouth now I have detention with Mr.Garibaldy every night.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I know for a fact he fancies the arse off me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

This is true I have it in my attic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Well I hope it makes you happier than it made me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Apparantly
There is video evidence of him sitting in a deck chair, wearing full nazi regalia and eating after eights, whilst gazing out the window of a room that is the last wordly abode of a screaming cancer victim.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)

My mum died of cancer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Well, there you go then
Just admit to the other charges and we can all break for tiffin.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Only joking!!! LOLZ!!111!!
She had a stroke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

She certainly did.
*wipes cock on curtains*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

That he offers a 'niche' laundry service
he will lick all of your underwear clean.
(berk, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I heard he likes talking to bus drivers
and that he can be found rummaging in the bins at McDonald's, gathering up the lids from the soft-drinks cups so he can push in all the little buttons on the top.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I heard that he's really Bert's half sister.
Which half I'm not sure off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

The top half
the bottom half is lama
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

A Tibetan priest?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I heard a rumour
I heard that he frequents public toilets in the hope that he will be nonced by a selection of hamtouchers.

The sad thing is, he doesn't actually enjoy it and does it purely for the brief and salty emotional contact that it brings.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I heard
he follows the nonces home, spunky blood dribbling from his ruined sphincter, wailing 'why won't you love me?' whilst listening to '53rd & 3rd' by The Ramones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

he likes to lick musty tailpipes

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)