My mum's tits had gone off, think she left them out of the fridge for too long or something.
AND a sparrow had pecked a hole in one of them. We carried on regardless though until I was 13, I suspect that's why my femurs failed to develop properly and I have a fetish for unusual smells.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

should've got UHT tits

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)

A fetish for unusual smells?
You and Happybara should get along famously.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

WGW and me already tight, homie.
We both have a thing for cellophane.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I hope you catch fire.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Roy Orbison in cling film?
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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)