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Were you suckled as an infant? Has this milky feast (or, perhaps more pertinently, lack thereof) had any bearing on your personality or habits, would you say?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:37, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
was over-stuffed with rich, creamy, west-country mummy-milk as a child.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I think at the time some people sincerely believed that bottled was better. Anyway, I missed out on the boob and that lack is entirely evident in the way I eat, smoke, drink and speak. Fully.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Richly flavoured, gets better the older she gets
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
subsequently drunk my share of human milk, too. It's sweet, amost a bit sickly, I reckons.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
AND a sparrow had pecked a hole in one of them. We carried on regardless though until I was 13, I suspect that's why my femurs failed to develop properly and I have a fetish for unusual smells.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
You and Happybara should get along famously.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
We both have a thing for cellophane.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I'm going downstairs to drink whisky and play 'Still Got the Blues for You' in a fog of self-pity.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
was hatched from an egg. This explains why I don't fancy boobs
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
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