I welcome this idea into my totalitarian dictatorship...
I recommend devising a method of reversible chemical sterilisation and then once you pass a myriad of tests you are allowed to breed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That is certainly fairer than my removing body parts plan
But less fun, if we're honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

True, but lets be honest here
We still need them to rut like rabid chimps in order to fuel the porn industry.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Chav porn is extroadinarily niche, for obvious reasons
I want my porn to consist of women I couldn't get for reasons of attractiveness, not because I won't buy them ten fags when they accost me at a corner shop
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It doesnt have to be chav porn
But have you heard most "actors" speak, I think they would all fall comfortably within the "not allowed to breed" section.

That said 10 tabs for a handjob is a most reasonable rate, it must be the Norfolk discount.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

They charge per finger round here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

The Norfolk discount?
There's no fucking discount
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I had to charge you full whack
You're posh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry it was just a bad pun
Nor-forking discount.

And you wish.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It's true he does
He has it written on his pencil case in Tippex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

What exactly do I wish?
I have many things Tipp-Ex'd on my pencil case. If you catch my drift
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

It's beginning to look like your Mum's face after the Tripod have been to see her

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

+s
Are you saying that Darth's mother has sex with aliens that want to destroy the earth?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

That occured to me too
Technically they didn't want to destroy the earth, but rather make it uninhabitable for humans, which is also bad.

Also, the Tripods weren't the aliens themselves, rather their transport. Points for remembering it though, the dramatisation was on TV when I was about 10, which would have made you... foetal.

OH GOD I'M SO OLD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I read the books when I was a kid
they were pretty good. Don't remember the title though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah I read the books several times through after catching a bit of the TV programme
The version I read was imaginatively titled "The Tripods Trilogy" and I can't remember the names of the individual books. Geek fail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I think one of them was called
The City of Glass and Fire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ahem... The White Mountains and The Pool of Fire
where the others... also a film is apparently going to be out next year, get your caps at the ready
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I got one of the titles right?
I'm quite impressed with myself. The movie will be shit. I haven't even seen any press coverage and I already know that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

The movie will be pony
you are correct, I do however have very fond memories of the series so I will go and see it and let yet another childhood memory be stamped all over,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

There is no fee?
Or is it family rates
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Family rates were abandoned during the credit crunch
on account of the absolute lack of profit being generated county-wide
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

So was it
a 6 knuckle discount.


I think it might be time to leave the internet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)