'Schtop or my colleaguesh will schoot'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Schtop or I'LL schoot. And it'll glue your eyesh schut.
It'sh very vischcoush.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Oh god, best porn remake title ever:
Schteven Schtallione in "Schtop or my mom will schquirt!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Seriously. I love you so much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You get a click for 'vischcoush'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Dutch is now my favourite accent.
I don't see myself getting bored of this any time soon, sorry Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Itsch fine. Me and der guysch all laugh about it too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I don't have YouTube access at work
But have a search for the footage of former England manager Steve McLaren giving an interview for a Dutch TV channel. He's managing a Dutch team these days so he conducts the entire interview in English but with a Dutch accent. It's inadvertently hilarious - even if you're not into football.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

That is a brilliant clip. The man is clearly a mental.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

And rightly scho.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

no no
posh english, that's where it's at. or possibly deep southern american.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It's all about Dutch Schteve for Monty
He can make Monty wail like a cat in heat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)