Alt: What work place present can we get for a girl turning 21
budget about £30
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:28, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not make her a collection of links with added witty comments?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I don't spend my day deliberatly annoying her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

a collection of those little plastic things
that tell you when your drinks been spiked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

You don't piss in your own pool Amberl

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

True
but it's very thoughtful, and there's always the brick to the head trick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

She does, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

only when a kid swims past
/QOTW
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Whatever they're called
They should be renamed to Cocktail Canaries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

100% right they should, that's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Look, I know it's not great, but I wouldn't say it's fucking shi- oh..
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

He could just soak a cocktail stick with rohypinol with a little paper flag on top saying "yup".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

don't hit on her
chanel nail varnish (£14) and remover (£15)
i-tunes voucher
hotel chocolat slab (£15)
perfume
pink champagne
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Thanks I'll run the suggestions throught the party planning committe.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You should do thi

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

the chanel one is a good idea
because they come in nice matching boxes and the store will gift wrap them for you.

in fact, hotel chocolat has a valentines special on as well, so you could get both the fancy slab AND the pink fizz for £30.

*helps*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

They tried to headhunt me when they started out*,
I wish I'd fucking gone there.

*HC, not Chanel, 'old man' joke hunters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

they are the way forwards
the slab is a genius idea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

It's my ideal destination for most people

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

i am feeling quite disney today
so for once i wouldn't send anyone there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You're feeling like a racist paedo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

why change the habit of a lifetime, eh, monts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Rampant Rabbit

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)