Sorry I'm late
Whoo boy way to "to counter negative portrayals of Muslims following the 9/11 terror attacks"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12388540
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:26, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She came at me with a frying pan
so I had to cut her head off, simple.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Reminds me of a line I heard somewhere...
"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times..."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

From Mystery Men
"He fell down an elevator shaft... on to some bullets"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Alt: What work place present can we get for a girl turning 21
budget about £30
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Why not make her a collection of links with added witty comments?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I don't spend my day deliberatly annoying her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

a collection of those little plastic things
that tell you when your drinks been spiked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

You don't piss in your own pool Amberl

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

True
but it's very thoughtful, and there's always the brick to the head trick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

She does, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

only when a kid swims past
/QOTW
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Whatever they're called
They should be renamed to Cocktail Canaries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

100% right they should, that's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Look, I know it's not great, but I wouldn't say it's fucking shi- oh..
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

He could just soak a cocktail stick with rohypinol with a little paper flag on top saying "yup".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

don't hit on her
chanel nail varnish (£14) and remover (£15)
i-tunes voucher
hotel chocolat slab (£15)
perfume
pink champagne
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Thanks I'll run the suggestions throught the party planning committe.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You should do thi

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

the chanel one is a good idea
because they come in nice matching boxes and the store will gift wrap them for you.

in fact, hotel chocolat has a valentines special on as well, so you could get both the fancy slab AND the pink fizz for £30.

*helps*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

They tried to headhunt me when they started out*,
I wish I'd fucking gone there.

*HC, not Chanel, 'old man' joke hunters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

they are the way forwards
the slab is a genius idea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

It's my ideal destination for most people

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

i am feeling quite disney today
so for once i wouldn't send anyone there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You're feeling like a racist paedo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

why change the habit of a lifetime, eh, monts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Rampant Rabbit

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Two ten-bags of billy, 4L of White Ace and some Old Holborn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

How about one of those courses to teach the old timers how to use the internet properly?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Thanks a lot, when do I start?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Or 'Thursday' as it's known on Turbo Island, Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Friday at 2pm

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Hassan, who founded a Muslim-oriented TV network, could face life in prison.
Bloody hell, he stabbed her to death and killed her. What do you expect, community service? An ASBO?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

She was a darkie: you only get a caution for killing them in the US.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Google Translate on the iPhone is the most awesome thing, we've spent the last hour learning japanese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Sounds scary
It isn't giving you the vapors is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

1st door on the left
Make sure it doesn't bang behind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I'd rather he went out the window.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

he might be on the ground floor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Still there's a chance his face would be severly cut.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Witty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I've not been asked to leave the Internet for a few days and I was getting too comfortable.
Thanks Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

^Reference to one hit wonder band.^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that.
You are supposed to prefix that with 'it's funny because...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Amatures

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Stone Roses lol

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

What utter, utter cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Reni was handy on drums, surely?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Not especially.
I know this because I made a track looping one of his breaks (Daybreak?) and it wasn't in time. The 'Fool's Gold' break is a Clyde Stubblefield sample.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Apparently 'Fools Gold' was also the reason for him leaving the band.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'd have thought you'd jump to Ian Brown's defence
At least, I'm sure the baggy-trousered cave troll was singing "I wanna be a dog..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

The Roses did have more than 1 hit.
They were a bit overrated though, as was the whole Madchester bollocks.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It was fucking terrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The Doves were probably the best of a not very good lot.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I paid £30 for 'Space Face' on 12".
It's one of my favourite 'dance' records ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You should watch out, I've heard some paedophiles have devices
which can make your iphone emit a toxic vapour that makes you more suggestible...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

It's easily noticeable, as you'll discover that you start to smell of hammers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I don't get it....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

He's referring to 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I can play this shitty game too:
www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/govts-fear-wikileaks-truths-rally-told/story-e6frf7jx-1226003239710

Anyone else find the phrase 'Queenslanders have got a lot of spunk and a lot of get-up-and-go and guts' a little repulsive?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I'm better at this game.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

If I agree does that mean it's the end of the game?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It doesn't end until people put a bit more effort into starting new threads
You all hate me for it but it's for your own good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I thought mine was OK today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Yours was good
but it seems that only 3 people bother to post new threads now.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

"there's nothing you can do that can't be done
nothing you can sing that can't be sung
nothing you can say but you can" ...... [insert lyric of choice]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)