I'm Bella
I am 21, and I like shoes. In my spare time, I read, drink and write for websites. I'm quite small, but I make up for it by being a gobshite. Breasts are cool.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nothing wrong with a gobshite as long as they're well informed.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

You should meet her, and tell her a band she likes is shit.
Then the true gobshite in her comes out, it's quite entertaining.

And I didn't say they were shite, I simply said I don't know enough, but what I know is shite
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Was this a post coital conversation?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Nope, it was a pub conversation with a few other b3tans

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

But was it post coital?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

which shite band does she like?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

The Clash

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's called the Agnostic Antichrist Cock
They're kind of weedy and thin and they don't have much staying power.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Odd, I hear your wife is a fan.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

She's never seen them
Which is odd, because she was at the concert, but she kept saying no matter how hard she looked they were nowhere to be seen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Haha, very good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Hmmmm, I don't know if that applies to the Plymouth Bretheren who stand outside Barclays spouting shite of a Saturday.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Well informed, not 'well deformed'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Rest assured, I have never spouted shite outside a Barclays.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Hmmm you've forgotten to include fucking AA in there. I'm sure that's pretty much what you're known for.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Don't be jealous
If you ask him nicely I'm sure he'll grant you a ride on the AA Love Train
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

It's not really a train is it
More like one of these
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

That's much cooler than fucking AA

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

What's your basis for comparison?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Hahaha
I am both amused and nauseous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)