Did you walk into something?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This made me laugh
but no a physicist educated me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Ooh la la.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

"educated" you
Hard, over a desk.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I bet he gave her a thorough drilling
In quantum theory.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I bet they thoroughly explored the concept of black box energy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

And I bet he came on her tits too
Err, I mean, 'ejaculated' on her 'breasts'.
I didn't pay much attention in Physics
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

he folded me into a small space
and concealed my dimensions.

All lies. We just had a chat and he explained some concepts that'd been puzzling me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

"It will fit, you just need to take your time and use plenty of lubricant"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

"You see, i've just never understood this thing that you humans call 'making love' perharps you could, errr, explain it to me"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

No, she thought she'd seen a peculiar optical phenomenon in the skies over Oxford
But on closer inspection it simply turned out the path of the light had been bent as it passed through the region of space being warped and distorted where you and Al sat down next to each other.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

There's some sort of breaCH IN the space-time continuum!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Oof!
I sometimes wonder whether I'll ever _spare tyre of these jokes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)