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Bankers eh???More like wankers
www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/09/us-britain-banks-idUSTRE7182DY20110209
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On PM last night they had a piece about Project Merlinit was similar to a pun thread on here. "Can they magic up credit worthy borrowers" "Will the government be able to pull the rabbit out the hat"
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There was also an interesting piece about "Dynamic Baby Gymnastics"which involves swinging your kids around by one limb. Sounds great.
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Ha yeah I heard that,I don't know who I hate more the pseudo scientists who say it helps the baby a bizillion percent or the OMG shocked liberals hating on the Russian mothers.
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There is also some Russian meme of showing pics of their babies with a ciggie in it's mouth, unlit of course.Crazy Russians.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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You don't go into banking to do good in the world.Why should we expect them to act contrite or charitable. *shrugs*
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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If they expect to be able to reap the rewards when they cause an economic boomthey should be prepared to shoulder the burden when they cause an economic contraction. As should the Government.
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Kroney, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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'Should' implies a moral imperativeA rich banker/hedge fund manager could easily pay to have someone break into your house and carve "Fuck your moral imperative" into your dog.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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also, it's rather difficultto force a moral imperative, which is after all, a human psychological condition, onto a gigantic inanimate company. Which exists to make money. Why on earth should it behave morally? Even considering my status as one of Rswipe's socialist nemeses, I really do struggle to understand why people can't see that, or even bother to get worked up about it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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PrecisementThe only way to force morality onto big businesses is to round up all the top people from each company and execute them one by one until the rest agree to play fair.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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No, even thenthe survivors would still be legally obliged to try and make the most amount of money they could. The only way to stop a practice you might consider "morally wrong" is to regulate businesses to make it illegal for them to do it.
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This.and if you want to do that a) you have to make the penalties for breaking the law so severe that it wouldn't make economic sense to do it, otherwise they would do is carry on breaking the law and pay the fines whilst reaping higher profits, because it's an economic consideration not a moral one and b) Really, if you want to do that, probably best not to vote in a Tory administration, eh? Oh wait. Oh, you already did. Bad luck, there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:05,
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have you never heard of"corporate social responsibility" ? each of these big businesses REALLY believes in it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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ExactlyThey like to help Vietnamese children.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:44,
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Oh, for sure. they earnestly believe in that. as long as it means they sell more shit.It just bugs me that people think that companies should have responsibility, at least to anyone apart from their shareholders. Why should they?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48,
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Yes it does imply a moral imperative.What exactly is the problem here?
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Kroney, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:53,
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it's a company.it exists to make money. you can't apply human moralisic values to faceless corporations.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:57,
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Ah yes, that.Corporations are run by humans, though. Also, it's not their corporate need to make money for their shareholders at question here, especially as they have spectacularly failed to do so given that they've created a massive economic slump. It's individual human greed that is at question, which is something that can be governed by moral codes.
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Kroney, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:04,
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most major companies/shareholders came out of the slump really well off.Check the FTSE value now to 4 years ago. Losses, what losses? Shareholders aren't usually in for the short haul. Boom and bust, that's how capitalism rolls. This isn't about individual human greed at all. At least, not in a overriding sense.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:09,
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Haha wankers!I take it all back man, that's some witty shit right there.
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Nice Spoonerism.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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There's also this:www.monbiot.com/archives/2011/02/07/a-corporate-coup-detat/#more-1329
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Yes I've read that,There's also the news that 50% of tory funding for the election came from the city.
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Hmm.www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/tories-get-100%25-of-funding-from-people-who-don%27t-like-socialism-201102093525/
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Oh, I missed that onehaha. "Mr Balls added - 'but left-wing people are nicer than right-wing people. Even a child knows that' "
Genius, once again, from the Mash.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:23,
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that, I'm afraid, is not "news"it's "blindlingly fucking obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than a golden retriever"
In the same way that a huge amount of labour funding in the past came from trade unions. Which is equally unsavoury. If not possibly more so. Welcome to politics.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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You don't become a Conservative member of parliament to do good in the world.Why should we expect them to be contrite or charitable.
See what I did there.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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*applauds*Did anyone watch PMQs today, or am I alone in that thrill?
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Good God! I've already lost my energy. Do you expect me to lose the will to live as well.(
girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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It was aceEd's first question: "So, can the Prime Minister tell me - how's his Big Society going?" POW.
Then Cameron started blaming library closures on libraries.
Osborne pulled some odd and creepy faces, and everyone got told off about five times.
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I do think someone should explain to Osborne, possibly punctuated by slapsthat when he totally fucks everything up, matron probably can't sort this one out. Unlike all those times at school when he got girls in the family way. Or whatever else happens at Eton.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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But why would he care if he fucks things up?He's a fucking millionaire anyway, there is no possibility he won't end up as a highly paid director on the board of a lot of multinationals once he's finished as a front bench MP. He cannot possibly lose regardless of the outcome and so there is absolutely no incentive for him to even try and understand what's actually going on in the real world.
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true.But I still think someone should slap him.
Although I'm hopeful about him not ending up as a director, I'm pretty sure even the city understands how little the man knows about anything.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:18,
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Well, he'll do speaking tours thenin some form, his future as a vastly wealthy individual is assured.
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In a world in which people followed common sense, you'd hope so...But then if Tony Blair can somehow be perversely appointed as a peace envoy to the Middle East, George Osborne's probably in with a fairly safe bet for a directorship. The cunt.
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Tony Blair has some unpleasant characteristicsbut the bloke is at least pretty bright. Unlike Old Georgie.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:46,
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It's on in the coffee lounge every weekAnd every week I expect some old back bencher to furiously demand to know why there are women in the room.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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It has the word monbiot in the linkI suspect it is Monbiot. Therefore no reading
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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I can see why you don't like himBut he seems to be the only person to have written about that change in the tax law. So, I had to link to him.
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... which is what makes me think it either isn't truehe's exaggerating, or he's misunderstood. Since his track record on truth is about as good as Hitler's on ethnic integration.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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It's not a passed law yetit's still a proposal. But it's a fairly worrying proposal.
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except, like anything elsewe only have one side of the story here. And I don't believe or trust Monbiot any more than wankers like Osborne.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:20,
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See, I've read that.I'd like to get righteously irate about it but it's Monbiot. He's a catastrophic self-important yoghurt knitting wanker who has made up so much stuff in the past that I find it impossible to believe him now. Even though that's probably true.
If only he wasn't such a lying "terribly earnest" left-wing shitweasel then people would believe him about lying "terribly earnest" right-wing shitweasels. That'll be the clattering sound of 10 kilospoons of irony.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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In all seriousness, I would advice anyone to buy shares in Nokia as soon as they can, I'm going to buy whatever I can when I get home.On friday they're going to do a huge anouncment which will see them rocket dramaticlly, my entire office are talking about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:35,
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Haven't they just leaked that they're directionless, and haven't got the faintest idea what they're doingI'm out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:38,
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They've leaked out that they're in trouble and need big changes, and that they're not ruling out WM7/Android, and with the new CEO's relationship with microsoft followed by big anouncements this/next week...... it's the perfect time, the shareprice is at a real low but this time there is light at the end of the tunnel.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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What is the ex dividend date for Nokia this year?That might be one explanation for the current price.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12403466
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Elop#Career (microsoft)
www.microsoft.com/windowsphone/en-gb/default.aspx - www.engadget.com/2011/02/04/nokia-microsoft-announcing-partnership-next-week-possibly-invo/
www.mobileworldcongress.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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Don't put more money in than you can afford to lose Gonz.Share prices are based on expectations as well as value, if they don't announce something amazing the share price will drop.
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Yeh', deffo, it really is gambling. But I can't see it dropping, not dramaticly, and their 'dumbphone' market is still good.I won't put all my savings into it, just enough of a chunk to keep me interested.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:20,
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SVS Securities used to offer really good value share dealing accounts.Although I'm pretty sure their cheapest account doesn't offer any mobile/virtual portfolio services.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:38,
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I just got a quick lesson in general relativityand the theory of multi-dimensional space
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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Did you walk into something?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:22,
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This made me laughbut no a physicist educated me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25,
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I bet he gave her a thorough drillingIn quantum theory.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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And I bet he came on her tits tooErr, I mean, 'ejaculated' on her 'breasts'.
I didn't pay much attention in Physics
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:36,
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he folded me into a small spaceand concealed my dimensions.
All lies. We just had a chat and he explained some concepts that'd been puzzling me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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"It will fit, you just need to take your time and use plenty of lubricant"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35,
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"You see, i've just never understood this thing that you humans call 'making love' perharps you could, errr, explain it to me"(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
No, she thought she'd seen a peculiar optical phenomenon in the skies over OxfordBut on closer inspection it simply turned out the path of the light had been bent as it passed through the region of space being warped and distorted where you and Al sat down next to each other.
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Oof!I sometimes wonder whether I'll ever spare tyre of these jokes.
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there were people marauding all over the strand this morningannouncing to anyone who would listen (ie no-one) that "atheists make bad scientists".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:29,
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On what basis, exactly?Granted, I wouldn't say I was a good scientist, but I'm fairly sure that has more to do with my own apathy and ignorance than my atheism.
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god i don't know!it's not like i went to the lecture, being interested in neither god nor science...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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Oh, it was a lecture?Sorry, I assumed it was just a bunch of pillocks on soapboxes with megaphones - not unlike that clown who loiters round Oxford Circus demanding to know whether you're "a sinner or a winner."
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nahthey were advertising a lecture. in a church.
which kind of explains their point of view, i suppose.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:39,
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They are rightbut they missed the word "better" off the end of the sentence.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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I have Lloyd Grossman salami pizza and a bottle o Bombadier for lunchthen I'm going to smash up my bathroom and rebuild it all shiney.
Buy shars in my flat, they are about to go through the roof, so to speak.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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You'd do better with some shears Night of the Lalving Monty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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I'm fully aware of thatI was pointing out your spelling mistake using a humorous pun, or play on words.
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Oh ffs I can't do this.Should I try and persevere with this sodding essay or should I go and get some food? Or have a fag and a can of coke and hope that fills me up for a bit?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:23,
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If you've not had lunchGo get something to eat.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:23,
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But to do that I'd have to leave the library. And I don't have a printer at home.So that means leaving having done fewer than 100 words, having to do it at home afterwards, getting up early omorrow, rushing in to print it and hand it in, then getting to London Bridge.
Or I could have the coke, do some more, have lunch, then come back here until it's sodding DONE. But I'm worried I won't do it before they close college.
(the essay's not in until Monday, btw. I could leave it but I'm not quite sure what I'm doing on Sunday yet)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:26,
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It's WednesdayAim to have it finished and printed by Friday.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:31,
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I'm not here.Realistically it's 1000 words, which with reading is at most 3 hours. And I want to make a good impression.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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Been here 2 hours. Written 100 words.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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Go get some foodyou can't concentrate if you're hungry
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:25,
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I guess this is my problem.I'll have a cereal bar and a coke and a fag and see how I feel, try and get several hundred more words down that make sense and answer the question then go and get Wasabi with Charmsie.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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I bet the wasabi looks lovely against her porcelain skin*creepy chompys*
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Haha, I'll show her that.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:35,
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she must be the only teenage female student on here that he hasn't hit on yetbut then again, she's new, give him chance!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41,
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What, Al or Chompy?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:41,
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Fuck off knockerliciousI don't hit on girls on the internet, I'm happily married.
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To a woman who's far better than you areI don't believe I tell you this enough.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:46,
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Everyone on the internet who has met hertells me this regularly. I'm starting to get a complex.
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There is nothing complex about you.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51,
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And your wife is much better than you(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51,
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They've both met her....
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:43,
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ORLY?ok, let me guess:
al went for the subtle approach, by talking about porking her over the lamb chops.
meanwhile psychochomp went for the even more subtle approach, waiting until she was nowhere in sight before announcing disingenuously to the entire table, "it's funny that she's single isn't it? i mean, i really can't understand why she could be single..."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:47,
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I was so subtleI sat on a different table and spent the whole evening talking to my wife, Clenders and Supermatt.
She couldn't resist me.
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funnythat's not what i was told after the event. not at all.
you sick little man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51,
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But you did ask me to say"My mate fancies you, he's behind you right now NO DON'T LOOK!"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51,
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well, noit didn't exactly seem to be a successful approach, so i told him not to bother replicating it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:50,
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I meant so you have some more ammo for your Rswipe V PsychoChomp Jihad.It's really quite flattering.
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oh, fab.don't worry, i already have plenty of ammo, but thanks for the suggestion.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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I would have hit on her if you didn't keep telling me not to rape people/things.(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Tell her to use lotion afterwardsOr else she'll get the hose again
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:38,
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You're ugly and I hate you(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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What, like"How did I wake up here? Is that...Milton Keynes Central?"
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Say that to my face, bitch.(She totally can as well, we're sitting right next to each other)
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I can totally "waaaaaay" your breasts as well.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:44,
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Terrible faux-lesboticon male baiting ONLINE(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:46,
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I have the facility to disprove POIDH(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:46,
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Even more male baitingYou're worse than Swipey describing a new bra purchase, Kitty describing poledancing or Applebite talking.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48,
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No references to my special history skills eh?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:22,
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Not in the library, not in the library.Unless you want to take a break and go to "that" room. Eh? Eh?
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I like this so much more than you can ever knowactually, you do know.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:50,
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YES ! SCORE ONE FOR THE CREEPY LURKER !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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The true extent of my creepiness can't be discussed until after the watershed.(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh I only just got what you were referring to there.No pictures of that. Only for my "special" drive.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49,
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My W:// or whatever the correct way of saying it is(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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I heard it from here.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:55,
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Wankbank?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:55,
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I love that joke.Also the one about being able to guess your bra size by holding them or I'll give you a pound, then squeeze them, think a while and give them a pound.
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Round here we call that 'molestation'(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48,
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I managed to perform it on her, completely unexpectedlyin front of a load of people I'd only just met.
Said people were witnesses to me a few weeks later vomitting on a table.
LOL
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49,
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Hahaha!Smooth.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49,
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This was during the yellow-haired phaseto make everything SO much better.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51,
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Puerile.You fucking idiot. From puer pueri.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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NO Uoh shit we're doing THIS again aren't we
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:56,
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We're totally going to get B& from the library here.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:57,
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I despair of both of us.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:59,
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Fuck off, dicknose(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:01,
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I think I threw up a little in my mouth.YOU CUNT*
*I'm using your official term because I'm cross with you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:03,
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What, that funny-smelling stuff that old women leave in dishes around their house?(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Ooh, that's good.It's doing well to distract me from this essay on the study of hideous old women.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:56,
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Have you ever done that one where you follow her home and then rent out a room across the street and wait for her to leave the house....... and then sneak in while she's out and rearrange all her shoes so the left shoe is on the right hand side and the right shoe is on the left hand side of the pare... so she doesn't notice that you've stollen one of her socks?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:06,
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+ waterproof(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:43,
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I turned down the opportunity to get a whole new set of waterproof gear recently(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Holy shit, why?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:45,
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You mean apart from the gaping hole you cut out of the arse of the trousers.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49,
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No, Al, no no no, you're a married man, a happily married man, you are not allowed to ask when she's next coming out with us...... lot under the pretence of a bet to see exactly how far Chompy and Supermatt's tounges can fall out of their mouths. Unless you bring a meter stick.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:50,
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why would anyone want to see that?this is up there with POD's obsession with your guts following the Lychee Incident!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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I work in finance....but not banking.It's cushty and the money is good. You guys shouldn't lambaste the finance world until you've tried it.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)
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