i'm naggingly hungover
the greek restaurant owner LURVED my new flatmate and so my friend, flatmate and i got leathered with him last night. one of the waiters there is literally the hottest man i have ever seen in the flesh (we have decided he is so hot that he must be gay) and when my flatmate saw him for the first time, her jaw clanged onto the table, and her new york accent rang out a bit too loudly:

"oh my gawd, i would fuck him five ways til friday."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's actually quite offensive that you would laugh that off as some sort of amusing incident
if I said that loudly about a waitress I would not be at all surprised to be asked to leave the restaurant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

rubbish
if you'd have been there, the table would have fallen over as you got a massive stiffy. he is THAT hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

He is probably so hot that he is a big spoilt baby and doesn't know what foreplay is
*prejudiced*
Our waiters last night were old scouse italians, who may have been hot in their day, but are now charmingly past-it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)