I refer you to my Parenting Licence idea from yesterday
In typical me fashion, I would also make Ballroom Dancing classes mandatory for young offenders. It would teach them an enjoyable skill whilst making them look like "poofs" in the eyes of their narrow-minded contemporaries *looks accusingly at all of you, well maybe not all, you know what I mean*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*looks back belligerently, making "wanker" hand gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

*stands behind Monty and reaches round making "wanker" hand gesture and waits for him to unzip and present*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You just keep Len on the straight and narrow Monty
or she could end up like me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

*drowns Len 'just in case'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I fucked off for that convo, and I can't remember if I posted this or not, but this book is brillient and proposes it.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0330426761/ref=kinw_rke_tl_1
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

My brother's just had a 'brilliant idea'
for an 'antisocial network' for Hawkwind fans and acid casualties called 'Spacebook'. I get texts like this all the time - it's like he thinks my phone is Alan Partridge's dictaphone.

'Idea for a series...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I had an idea for an "unfriending service" for the terminally passive aggressive
where rather than having to delete someone from Facebook they pay a burly man with a hammer to go round and smash the offending person's computer, phone etc. The Deluxe package will naturally include some hammer-to-face action as well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I've be defriended by the same person three times.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

See if they'd sprung for the deluxe it would only have had to happen the once.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

The third time was the best
accept friend request with the comment "Hey, wonder how long it takes you to defriend me again!"

not very long was the answer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

This idea is just an excuse for you to get your hands on some fresh young meat isn't it?
You filthy poove.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

PMLTBWOHOTD!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Post most likely to be written one handed of the day
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Too long, like that ItsyOtsy thing, I was looking for it today and I still can't find it.
Stupid stupid stupid name of website.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'll force that meme down your throats,
it'll be the next who sung this?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)