Oh fuck me, you would NOT believe the desert I just made.
Sauce: Mascaponi, port, vanilla essance, icing sugar
Desert: Filo pastry roll filled with 1/3 a mars bar, nutella and some of the cream.... rolled and deep fried.



*stands up to Glasgow* AND WHAT? AND WHAT? PUNK? AND WHAT?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:38, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Jesus christ Gonz
I can feel arteries clanging shut all over my body just looking at that.
(berk, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

ahaha so I'm not the only one to get that reaction!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'm not saying I wouldn't try it
but dear god it looks unhealthy.
(berk, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Deffo, I made it as a desert for a dinner party (everyone loved them), it's a once in a blue moon creation.
I don't think it's any worst than a couple of Krispy Kreams though, it's not that different to a doughnut really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I can see a face in the desert.
And not in a slapstick-comedy kind of way Gonz.

The nose is on the left. Granted, the head is a bit deformed, but a profile I see in your picture.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I see it too
and the cream looks like a giant toupé.
(berk, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I'm watching Mad Dogs
What are you doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

This is worthy of it's own off topic.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

it was a mars bar not a topic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm sure there is a Bounty of puns to be had.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

as long as we don't dairy milk it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

or get too excited and flake out

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

or snicker about the rude ones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

our skills here should boost our reputations massively.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

These puns are all Quality (Street)

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

There will be some milky way to do it without getting carried away.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

This sounds like a job for CRUNCHIE!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I think we are walnut whipping this to death.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I'll take
Turkish Delight in sitting back and watching this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I'll wispa them in your ear.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

that was shit, you have
cadburys cream egg on your face
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

That was no picnic

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I think we're going off topic now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

It's a shame CHOMPy isn't here too comment.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

He's never around after eight.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Is that when he takes a Time Out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

he disappears around twighlight

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I heard he was drifter

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

nah he's just beTWIXt jobs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Do you think we should take a timeout?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

don't be such a smartiearse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

It's like a dream.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

the minstrels will sing of if throughout the galaxy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

It's all down to (Tic) Tactics.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I like how you rose s to the challenge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I'm a miniture hero

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Fun sized?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

let me offer you a nougat of advice
fun sized isn't confectionery
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

He ruined the whole fucking thing.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

he has always been a dime bar

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

You'd already lost with a repeat!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Crunchy mates up the Pun Down rules.
Blame her.

I'd have let it go myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Multipack.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I can't cocoa on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

or vice versa

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

My god

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)