Lochaber axe.
Or the classic morningstar. I had a shit reproduction one I got on holiday in France when I was a kid, I was trying it out on an old tree in the garden when the chain snapped and it took out quite a lot of the greenhouse.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nice choices
Probably can't bring repro weapons back from holidays now, damn terrorists ruin it for everyone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Shit yeah, a child-size morningstar is EXACTLY what you need to hijack a car ferry.
Probably best that my folks decided a crossbow would be going a bit far though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Well you can do whole fucking plane with a box of wet matches.
Ask Richard Reid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

You took out a greenhouse with your inept flailings
With the help of a training montage you could hijack the best P&O ferry there is.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.
What's the musical accompaniment to this training montage?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

'The Birdie Song'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

this really should be on youtube
seriously
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

The theme from Hawaii 5-0

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Scooter - The Logical Song

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)