Sorry I don't larp.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why don't you borrow your 'friend's' replica whatwasit gun?
Off some gay computer game?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

i had to ask what LARP-ing was
someone sent me a wiki link.

i had to read it three times to understand it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I cannot understand it at all.
It seems to me to be almost certainly the most pathetic activity one could engage in: worse, even, than those simians who would just hang around in the rain outside the 'Big Brother House' in Borehamwood, waving handmade placards and shrieking like Victorian mental patients. Worse, even, than them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

to misquote rihanna
i love the way you write.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Why, thank you, ma'am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'm going to copypasta this somewhere
so I can roll it out next time you have a pop at me for dancing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

It's true I am friends with some right losers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I see what you did there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

i was going to say something about birds of a feather
but everyone is being very nice and polite today, there's lots of "thank yous" flying around, and i don't want to be the one to shatter the peace.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

My original post was going to be along the lines of
"I don't know what's worse, to be called a loser or to have it suggested I'm your friend" but I'm making a conscious effort not to be such a twat towards Chompy at the minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Thanks to the inbreeding you'll never stop being a twat
But I love you for it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I've got to go to fucking Derbyshire tomorrow
The prospect of catching a strain of whatever it is makes the indiginous population such a bunch of troglodyte mongs and mixing it essence of Norfolk is a terrifying one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's called the 'Asda' strain, check out your local store to sample it's terrifying effects

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I love going to Asda
It makes me feel PRETTY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Remember your jim-jams

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

A staggering proportion of it's clientele could successfully audition for the lead in the remake of 'Mask' without the need for prosthetics

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

The staff aren't much better
It amazes me that so much money is spunked on makeup for zombie movies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

hello you
have you chosen that diamond yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I've done one better *taps nose*
I don't wish to spoil the surprise though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

hoorah! i am excited now.
i've already had one mystery card. i have been good and have not opened it yet (although i only got it yesterday, it might not survive the weekend) but the postmark is making it a mystery. i mean, there's 100's of areas i would have expected a card to come from, naturally, but this one is a surprise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, I don't usually receive post from Broadmoor either

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

you build me up rory
and then you just piss all over me.

it's lucky for you that i like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's the sexface patented approach, to chip away at what little self esteem you have until there's nothing left and all resistance is broken

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)