Banana slimfast.
After last weekend's extravaganze I'm keeping this weekend low key. I will however be planning my outfit for the gig on Thursday. I'll dig out my black biker jacket and practise scowling.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

NONCE JUICE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

You wouldn't love me if I was fat.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

sad but very very true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Innit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Don't call me sizeist!
The only people concerned about size around here seem to be ladies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:30, Reply)

That's because men know better than to mention it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:33, Reply)

that's because men think it doesn't matter on themselves
if they are a bit bald, wahey, they look like bruce willis. if they are fat, just more of me to love honey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

There are exceptions to this rule and I admit that, but most guys say Oooh I love to see a women tucking into her grub.
And then bet each other £10 to pull the fat bird in the club.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I don't hang around blokes like that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Hence the exeption to the rule bit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I rebel against laddishness
By being a gent.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Terrible bantering

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

*applauds*
I may be a card carrying member of the wimmins movement but I admire and respect any guy why likes to treat all ladies respectfully. And vice versa for that matter.

On B3ta however, it's gloves on and give as good as you get.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I stand by my mantra of treating others how I'd like to be treated
B3ta's a different matter entirely.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

a g b
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I've never met these types.
But then you'll never find me drinking with a varsity rugby team.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm neither bald or fat though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)

In all seriousness, if anyone doesn't love someone just because of them being fat, they deserve to spend the rest of their lives chasing and failing models and resign themselves to self gratification.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

But there would be more of you to love Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Stop whittering.
I have an apple also.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:30, Reply)

What sort of apple?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Mackintosh.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)