You can lick your own vagina.
That's what you can do.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's certainly a fuck of a lot more
than she'd ever let you do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

She'd want to let me
but she's scared of my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

only if the choice
was you, chompy or bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

If the choice was chompy
it wouldn't be a choice, he'd have the drugs in your drink before you noticed he was there, and then he'd be up your muff like a homesick abortion.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

like he'd bother giving her pleasure!
no no, i think he'd be far more likely to drug her, shove his cock in her mouth and manipulate her nodding head into a semblance of a blowie, and then leave her unconscious and covered in a thick trail of sticky spunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)