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i am supposed to be at a party
i am still on the sofa stuffing my fat face with ben and jerrys (the frozen yoghurt one so it's not TOO bad) and i am still in my gymkit. the irony of this does not escape me. i am going to be v late for this party.

the question is, where the hell did you lot all go??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:44, 241 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nowhere
watching a film on iplayer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)

i've never used i-player
but i am annoyed that i didn't get chance to catch darth on it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I didn't mock him for it
but good grief, he sounds effeminate.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

would it still be on there?
how long do they last? anyone got a link?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I've just checked, I think it's been taken off now :(
stuff is only usually up for a week.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

oh bloody hell
that is what you get for having a stupid job/social life that means you never get home before midnight!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Still here
watching How To Train Your Dragon. Again. I'm so rock n roll.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)

i REALLY wanted to see that
i am waiting for the nephew/nieces to get it on dvd so i can justify it.

says the girl who has all 4 shreks on dvd.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

My nephew wants to see Paul but he's only 10 and it's a 15 cert.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)

that's what kids do though
how many 15/18's did you sneak into?

it only failed for "hellraiser iii" when my dumbass friend asked for four halves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Fucking hell
you were lucky there, Hellraiser 3 is fucking awful. But not as bad as number 4.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

i have seen it since
you are right. dreadful. but then i've not seen i, ii or iv.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

One is poor, but only because the effects are pretty crap, the story is a bit scary
Two isn't great, but if you like one you'll probably like it. Three is pretty awful, four is Hellraiser in space. Nuff said.

I seem to recall five actually being pretty good because it wasn't much like Hellraiser at all, more like Jacobs Ladder.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

hang on
how many of the cunts are there?

3 is enough for any range of films, i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Don't think I ever managed to sneak in to a film underage
perhaps an 18 when I was 17, but never any 15s. I just looked too young.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I went to see the Texs Chainsaw Massacre when I was 17.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

i was always the one who got served
sadly i've never had any trouble looking my age :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

HAHA you look old and haggard
with your sparkling green eyes the only reminder that you used to be young and attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

this is just wrong
i've never been attractive.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Oh swipey, had I known you seven years ago I would happily have slipped you one.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

you don't know how special this makes me feel

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

It should do
seven years ago I was totally over the mental illness and had slept with over FOUR women! I would have rocked your world.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

it was 3 women
and a left-handed wank wasn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Bollocks
have you even seen yourself?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i will take this as a massive compliment
coming from the b3tan who was described by someone after the last bash as "possibly the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in real life, seriously stunning"...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes* ahhhhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Christ, whoever that was really doesn't get out much! Although of course I am tremendously flattered even if I know it not to be the case.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

i swear to god!
i don't reveal my sources, but that's almost word for word what he said.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Haha, who needs to justify it?
it's absolutely ace. Can do you a copy if you like?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

omg i would LOVE that!!
if you get chance, please do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I'll get my hands on some DVD-Rs
and see what I can do :)
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

You can lick your own vagina.
That's what you can do.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

it's certainly a fuck of a lot more
than she'd ever let you do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

She'd want to let me
but she's scared of my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

only if the choice
was you, chompy or bert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

If the choice was chompy
it wouldn't be a choice, he'd have the drugs in your drink before you noticed he was there, and then he'd be up your muff like a homesick abortion.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

like he'd bother giving her pleasure!
no no, i think he'd be far more likely to drug her, shove his cock in her mouth and manipulate her nodding head into a semblance of a blowie, and then leave her unconscious and covered in a thick trail of sticky spunk.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I've realised since I have a DVD drive now
that I can watch DVDs but only own about 10 and I think one of them is one I bought myself. I don't know where one starts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I have a lot of dvds
probably 250 or so. This is what happens when you don't have a tv.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

i bought loads on ebay when i bought my flat
but i don't like boys seeing them, as there are a few in there like "shawshank" which they approve of, but generally they mock me for my dreadful girly taste in rom-coms.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I don't have a TV, either
which is why I think I should make the effort to buy a few DVDs, thing is I fret that I won't watch them more than once and so they just cost money and take up space.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

lovefilm

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Best thing I signed up for.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I'm trying to muster the energy to go and buy some sweets.
I may have closed my eyes for 25 minutes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)

mmmm
sweets. what sweets?

bgb posted a picture of some biscuits earlier that gave me a massive craving for bisc&'s. the m&m ones. bastard mars have discontinued them it seems...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I'm thinking of either Love Hearts or Refreshers
I might get some chocolate covered peanuts and raisins too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

This is you

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

hahahahaha
that's just mean.

poor rhys.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I clicked it last time you posted it Al

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I'm sure you did
but I'm posting it again to remind you of what a ridiculous twat you are.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

what's wrong with the squashed up bollocks
on the one on the left?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Jeffs been touching himself too hard.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

jesus
there's an image nobody wants or needs and for which there is no cure
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

lovehearts/refreshers
are the kind of sweets you eat if they are there, but you don't schlep out to get them.

there's a chain of little concessions in london called cranberry which sells nuts. they do these cashew nuts smothered in chocolate... i'd crawl over broken glass on my tongue for them. so in other words, go with the chocolate peanuts. but the evil cunting raisins can fuck right off.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

refreshers are/were good
lovehearts taste of chalk and can lead to embarassing situations with inappropriate messages
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

You could just make the most of the fact you are tired
rather than thyroid-y, and get an early night?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)

wise words from the berkster here

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

That would of course be sound advise berk
But because I've had a little nap, I'm all awake now. :(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Or even sound ADVICE you fucking gimp.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Evidently I've not fully woken up yet.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Frankly Jeff, we were all hoping that you wouldn't wake up again.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

STOP TROLLING MY INTERNET HUSBAND.
Or else no sucky sucky at the bash.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

are you two internet married now as well?
internet husband and i must have you over for an internet dinner party.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Sounds divine.
*buys something nice to wear off the internet*
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

it's an internet dinner party
therefore you don't actually have to leave your house. you can come in the nak if you really want!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Oh no! I have to look nice.
I don't get the chance to dress up very often.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Don't spend too much vrtual money
As you'll only end up setting virtual fire to your outfit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

virtual divorce

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I'm being sensible

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

"sensible" has no place in romance
online or otherwise
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I agree.
Throw caution to the wind.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You will totally get the chance in April
to get all your gladrags on and stuff :D
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Truth be told, I hate dressing up.
I'll be in my nice jeans and t-shirt.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Well, whatever you feel most comfortable in :)
and which will allow you to get your boogie on! Personally I love dressing up, I so rarely get to do it. I suppose I could make an effort for every day, but meh, effort!
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Dressing up is my forte.
Ish.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Ooo! I don't know about dancing.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Haha, you can play coy all you want
we will ply you with booze and suddenly you'll think it's a good idea.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Dancing's always a good idea.
Ooh, operation hair bleach stage two beckons. Laters!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

man, now I have to winge about being internet single
as well as real life single.

I suppose I'm larp single, too :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

get yourself an online husband
what about labs, he's lovely
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

^this

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

^^ and this.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

AND he larps
i'm better at this cupid thing than i thought
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

does this mean i have to internet flirt with him or something?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Call him a fat chinned cunt.
You know, just to break the ice?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

it depends
bgb and jeff are bad for that, but i never flirt with anyone...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

wait, I've forgotten who you are internet married to

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

She's married to Colonel Dracula.
Accountant and chicken wrangler.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

WHAT are you implying??
this was meant in response to cheeky bgb
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

You are a bigger flirt than me and that's saying something.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

ooh! one example
just give me one example of someone i flirt with...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Monty?

(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

/OT

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

harsh
you're both very harsh

*sobs*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Pffft!

(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

i am hurt and shocked
i never flirt with anyone ever...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I went to our wedding photographer's house and acted as IT support
and then did her fucking job for her by personally creating my wedding album.

But fuck it, it's finished now and we went for greek for tea and I had the mixed grill and a big beer and i've just eaten a load of mini eggs too and I feel sick and I'm about to watch Anchorman on DVD.

Does anyone know any good places to stay in Berlin?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

my brother's having his stag do there, i'll ask him where they are staying
i've never been to berlin but everyone RAVES about it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I'm going to fucking RAVE all the time when I get there
there will be a permanent heavy bass drum beat going at 160BPM through my brain the entire time with some awful synths banging out a terrible tune while a totally mashed up GEEZER shouts nonsensical rhymes over the top.

It will be just like being Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

you're married
you'll spend your time choosing a nice hotel and going to see sensible things and eating nice meals.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Yeah, this is actually spot fucking on.
I'm really looking forward to it. I'm hoping to go to the zoo.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

things like this do make me glad
that i am still happily irresponsible!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

we went to a street party
and there were rubber ducks in the river and then on the way back we followed a crowd of people and there was a bird man contest and some Japanese woman who spoke no english managed to speak just enough to commiserate us on teh loss of princess Diana
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I stayed in a nice hostel there, once
but it was 14 years ago, so not that much help
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

If you stay at the Berlin Youth Hostel, you'd get your money's worth.
It's fairly central, the staff are ace, there's wifi, food, tours and comfy-ish beds.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I've been to Berlin a few times but I've only stayed in one hotel there
it's called Hotel Pension Galerie (http://www.hotel-pension-galerie.de/html/home.html) and it's really close to Checkpoint Charlie. It was clean, fairly cheap, run by a nice lady called Angelika, and in the hall outside the rooms there were fridges stocked with a range of nice beers which you could help yourself to and pay for later on an honour system.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

"Went Greek for tea".
You did her up the arse, didn't you?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)

hahaha!

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'm a nasty, horrible man and no mistake.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Don't go to the Party.
stay here with the cool kids.

And I went back to Australia. Clearly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

hello you!
i really should go, it's an engagement party. but now i've eaten too much to fit in my car :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Hi there.
well I'm sure there are other ways to get to the party? Although I don't know if I would go if I was really late. I always tend to arrive early.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

i seldom leave for parties before about 10pm tbh
london makes you lazy like that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

ahahaa fair enough then!
I am fairly lazy though. I sswear I did more walking and hiking on my trip then I've ever done before.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

that's because you stayed with noel
the walking king of walkdom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

ahaah not true.
I hiked through the hills around Blousie's by myself while she was out at work.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

my dad's family are all from tod
my cousin's son (my second cousin? first cousin once removed?) is about 16 and he does fell-running up and down those hills. bloody mentalist, but he's v good at it, his coach thinks he could be a potential olympic candidate for 2016.

so what does the stupid kid go and do? takes up smoking. but yeah, having hiked up them, can you imagine running up them?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)

aaha NO. God I struggled as it was just walking and taking my time.
I was really proud of myself thoguh, the views were amazing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

it's lovely and dramatic, even if it is a tiny bit bleak in the winter
my grandma is buried up in the victorian graveyard at cross stone, right above tod town centre, and once you've heaved yourself up the vertical road to get there, the views are incredible.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

mmmm I loved it.
English country side is so different to australian, I reaally enjoyed seeing how pretty it was.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

When I was doing my DoE
we got overtaken by a fell runner. He was 60 if he was a day, and he just belted past us with a cheery 'alright?'. About five minutes later his dog trotted past looking pissed off and exhausted.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

bahahaha.
wish I could have seen that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

hilarious!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

It was pretty funny
it was the doleful expression on the dogs face, he looked so weary, both physically and sort of 'why the hell does he make me do this?'. I was feeling much the same.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

this is why I never did DoE.
I like doing things at my own pace.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I've perked up a bit now although I have a small nagging headache.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I didn't think Jeff had posted for a while

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Har har!

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

*Waves*

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Operation hair bleach stage one is over.
I'm now about to embark on stage two.

Also, my nephew/godson has been selected for a trial at Newcastle United's football academy. I'm very chuffed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Fantastic news for your nephew.
What position does he play?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Defender. Left back I think.
He's bloody good; I went to see him a few weeks ago and even though his team got possed 7-1 (by a team of older lads), his fearlessness in crunching into tackles would have put some pro's to shame.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

How old is he now?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Just turned eleven.
Apparently there will be scouts there for the two days. He does get mentioned a fair bit in the local rag's reviews of the junior league matches, and a few of the visiting team's managers have asked about him.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Is he with Wallsend at the moment?
That seems to be a breeding ground for players in your neck of the woods.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Nah, Berwick youth team.
He got selected to play for Northumberland a couple of months ago, which was when I went to see him. Considering that most of the lads hadn't played in the same team before they did well. Oddly enough they played against a Newcastle team that was about 70% Wallsend Boy's Club; Christ they were good.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Yay for your Nephew.
what's stage 2?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Putting a colour on to negate the slight orangeness, since I have fairly dark hair.
Then I shall slick it back, don my leather trenchcoat and pretend to be William the Bloody
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Woo! can't wait to see it.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I can't wait to point and laugh

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Fuck off to bed with no supper.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I just watched The Princess Bride
It's totally awesome.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Why aren't you out rocking the city?

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

because I'm lame?

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Nah!
There has to be another reason.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Isn't it though?
Cary Elwes: would.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

he is also in "liar liar"
which i was watching earlier
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)

He is?
I did not realise this. I may have to watch it at some point.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

it's pretty shit!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I know, I've seen it mostly before
I find Jim Carey embarrassing to watch (although strangely attractive) I'd be willing to put up with that for a cheeky bit of cute man windowshopping though.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

he is embarrassing in that film
he just stands and screeches.

but he's (or was, anyway) a very very good looking man underneath the rubber shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Yeah
this reminded me of someone though...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

oi fuck off
i'm not blonde
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

If I were blonde I'd get
right uptight about this blonde-ist attitude. Luckily I am not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I am, now.
Go mid life crisis, GO!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I'm at a comedy night at the Pembroke, the first two have been painfully shit

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)

if you are posting on here, they must be shit
or did you just miss me too much??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Oh you don't flirt do you?

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)

goddammit i can't get away with anything around here!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:13, Reply)

They're fucking shit, nobodies he heckling, sad times
Oh wait the third streak of piss is coming on, he looks a right waki wanker :(
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

surely you can heckle him good
don't disappoint me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Troll him.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Is it Piston?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)

no, but he will be pissed off

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

yay
I feel all big and clever, I done a blog post
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

*applauds*
linky?
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

it's gonz's one

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Link all the same.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)

www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/crunchy/what-the-world-looks-like-to-a-larper/#disqus_thread
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Nice work.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Cool!
I must try and think of something to blog.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)

You could get in ahead of Monty and write a 'Why blogging is fucking bent' story.
If only to piss on his chips.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

haha!

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

On that coll3ctive thing Gonz has set up?
I was wondering about doing that, but I don't think I have anything worth saying.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

i certainly don't
so I'm just airing my geekiness
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I have had two glasses of wine
Somehow this has managed to put 3 stone of fat onto me.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)

*understands*

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)

'Someone' has discovered that they only need to sit still and they can burn more sodding calories than I eat in a week
Yet if I sit still I gain 6lbs.
Probably not helped by the chocolate and wine. But still!!!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Well you will burn 'x' amount of calories just by being alive too, you know
most likely fewer than that muscly mister you've got though.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I think I gain by just being alive
I'm sure that's the case.
My metabolism works in reverse. ;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Hehe, I know how you feel
my metabolism is somewhat sloth-like too.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

The average sloth looks like a sprinter in comparison to me
I probably smell better though.

Probably.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Since the average sloth has moss growing on them
I would say that yes you probably do.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I've managed to put on some more weight this week.
This makes me happy though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Yay! how much Jeff?

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

About 3lbs

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

It's a good start.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I could do with putting on about a stone
Maybe a stone and a half.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Have you been to see a nutritionist?

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:39, Reply)

No.
It's all thyroid related. I just go to the doctors most weeks and let them have an armful of blood to play with, they then suggest I either take more or fewer tablets. At the moment, the balance seems okay, but that might change.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

A nutritionist would be able to point you in the right direction to help put weight on.
Just saying.

I'm assuming that it will help a little.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

thank you for reminding me
I gotta give my doctors some blood for the opposite one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

What's that Crunchy? You are starting a new thread?
See you there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

OK
done. If you don't answer now there will be trouble
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

You can have a stone and a half from me, no problem
I won't even miss it! :)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

It'll be quicker if you gaz it to me.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

If only it were that easy
*sigh*
I hate the bloody gym. Can't stand dieting and haven't been climbing in far too long :(
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

And I bet PJ loves every inch of you.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

He does, bless him.
Yet I still suck in my tummy and obsess over how big my arse is! Almost every woman I see (especially at the gym) I compare myself to - yes, I'm that narcissistic.
I really need to MTFU - it's the wine.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I don't worry about the gym.
There's worse women than me there.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

That's what I keep telling myself
And then I see my red face in the mirror....I look like a well slapped arse.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I sweat like a navvy.
Sometimes I don't even bother shaving my legs.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

We're a sexy bunch.

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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Innit.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Keep eating sweeties in the evening...
I suspect actually that this month I have gained weight for the first time since May 2009. This irks me, but I haven't actually gone and gotten myself weighed because I might not like what the scales tell me.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I refuse to get on a set of scales - there's only so much shock and awe I can take!
But every so often nothing seems to fit or I see a photo of myself and think "Shit! Who is that fat bint?!"
Then I eat less for about ten minutes or so...until I think, 'life is short and chocolate and wine taste good'.

I'll never be thin.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I went on the scales the other week.
Baaaaad idea.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)

This is why I do not own scales
I got all arsey and OCD about it, and realised I had to throw them away when I was trying to work out what I'd shat in grams.
It's much nicer to go to Boots once a month/6 weeks and go, 'ooh, I've lost 3lb!'.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I'm quite good at staying off them.
I was just curious. THe trouble is I've put weight on with muscle but it's still shit seeing it on the scales.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

If your clothes fit and you can walk or run where you need to go without passing out then you're probably fine.
I don't think many of us are happy with our physical appearance but mostly we're stuck with it :(

I bet if you look back at old photos of yourself you're amazed at how gorgeous you were, yet at the time you thought differently....

We're all so screwed up :(
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I remember being thin and still had no self esteem.
Was nice lying in the bath and seeing my ribs though : )
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

The last time I was thin was just after I split up with the farmer
and I was quite unhinged. I looked great but I was as mad as a beard on a madman.
Ah...those were the days.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Pants-on-head mad?
seriously though, I'd rather be overweight and happy than thin and miserable. And I wouldn't say you were fat by any means!
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Not quite pants-on-head mad
more hysterical laughing followed by tears and then sleeping with inappropriate (and sometimes dangerous) men. Bad, bad behaviour. No drugs though. Plenty of alcohol and risky business though...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

We've all been there.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

*nods*
We're beginning to sound like 'Loose Women' - we could do our own version - 'Loose B3tan Women'
They'd be queuing up to hear our confessions and opinions.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

AB could do our very own fail archive.

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Does he really need an excuse?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Pfft!
I suspect that between the female residents of OT, we'd simply consign 99% of all men to that fail archive and walk away whistling...
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Oi!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Ask them about the off-side rule DG.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I don't want to get sacked, Jeff.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Doesn't matter, we'll get a gig on TalkSport if that happens.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I said 99%!

(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

And how were we to know we weren't in that 99%, eh?
You wimmin and your cryptic messages. I did the dishes, what more do you want?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

It's getting a bit cramped in this thread.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I'M BLOND!!!!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Woooooooooooo!
Say something stupid.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Something stupid.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

lol

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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I need to go and wash it off now.
My head's stinging.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Stinging or do you now look like Sting?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Not stinging anymore.
I look like the sad old anti-goth that I am.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

*there there*

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

~~old~~
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

You say the nicest things.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)

;)
You can pay me when you see me next.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Right I'm off to bed.
I have a cup of tea and Paul Bowles, The Sheltering sky.

Goodnight!
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Me too.
The tea and Paul that is....Maybe I'll try and lose a few pounds while I'm there...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Skiing
Everything hurts.

No regrets though.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

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