this is just wrong
i've never been attractive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh swipey, had I known you seven years ago I would happily have slipped you one.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

you don't know how special this makes me feel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

It should do
seven years ago I was totally over the mental illness and had slept with over FOUR women! I would have rocked your world.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

it was 3 women
and a left-handed wank wasn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Bollocks
have you even seen yourself?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i will take this as a massive compliment
coming from the b3tan who was described by someone after the last bash as "possibly the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in real life, seriously stunning"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes* ahhhhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Christ, whoever that was really doesn't get out much! Although of course I am tremendously flattered even if I know it not to be the case.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

i swear to god!
i don't reveal my sources, but that's almost word for word what he said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)