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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The last time I was thin was just after I split up with the farmer
and I was quite unhinged. I looked great but I was as mad as a beard on a madman.
Ah...those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Pants-on-head mad?
seriously though, I'd rather be overweight and happy than thin and miserable. And I wouldn't say you were fat by any means!
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Not quite pants-on-head mad
more hysterical laughing followed by tears and then sleeping with inappropriate (and sometimes dangerous) men. Bad, bad behaviour. No drugs though. Plenty of alcohol and risky business though...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)
We've all been there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
^ this

(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
*nods*
We're beginning to sound like 'Loose Women' - we could do our own version - 'Loose B3tan Women'
They'd be queuing up to hear our confessions and opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
AB could do our very own fail archive.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Does he really need an excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Pfft!
I suspect that between the female residents of OT, we'd simply consign 99% of all men to that fail archive and walk away whistling...
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Ask them about the off-side rule DG.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I don't want to get sacked, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Doesn't matter, we'll get a gig on TalkSport if that happens.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I said 99%!

(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
And how were we to know we weren't in that 99%, eh?
You wimmin and your cryptic messages. I did the dishes, what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
It's getting a bit cramped in this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

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