it's not a pity reply from here.
I'm properly awake and stuff. Trying to work up the energy to go for a walk in the local wildlife reserve.

AND it's hard, because alllll you want to do on the weekends is veg out and recuperate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is the wildlife reserve full of snakes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

OK, that would be a reason not to go

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

ahaha just wear long trousers and strong shoes and make a bit of noise as you're walking and it's all good.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

erm, yeah probably, they're around.
also Emus, Echidnas, Wombats and Koalas. And Kangaroos and wallabies.

I'm hoping there arent too many spiders though. I can handle everything else.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

woah, it's like your in a foreign country or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Your country is full and dangerous animals.
The best we've got is the swan. The swan it's claimed can break your arm.

I've never known anyone, or indeed read a news report, of this happening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

a swan flapping it's wings in brazil
can break your arm in Godalming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

ahaha when I was visiting Noel we fed the swans at the river.
and this fucking MASSIVE one launched himself out the the water right in front of us - I was about half a metre away and backed off rather quickly!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

but animals are nice
and you guys have like cockatoos and things in the wild
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

mate there are cockatoos at my house,
and I fucking hate them in the spring - hundreds of them sit in the trees and squawk for hours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)

but but but
they are way more impressive than sparrows. Although I do like sparrows
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Sparrows are lovely.
We've got a family (again, I think there's a couple hundred of them - there's a lot of native trees where I live), that feed themselves on the leftover chicken grain.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Starlings are better
they're all glittery.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

i like tits

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I'm not a fan of blue tits.
They're a bit too corpsy for my liking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

*requests a nursing home without internet access*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)