In other news
I saw an advert for the new 'one-trick cunts from Spaced' film: it read 'Pure Pegg & Frost...very, very funny'.

Well, which is it? The former or the latter - it certainly can't be both.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh Monty, your brutally barbed wit astounds me
I really don't know how you keep coming up with these spectacular put downs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I amaze myself.
I'm like an unpaid, unpopular Charlie Brooker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Whilst I am quite a fan of Pegg & Frost
my advice whilst reading any newspaper clipping attached to a film poster would be to check which paper it comes from. Chances are you think the writer is a twat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Usually Paul Ross.
For twenty quid he'll claim literally any film is the new Citizen Kane.

'Ice Age 9 - easily the best film of all time'
Paul Ross, News of the World
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I have it on good authority from my Dad that Paul Ross is an absolutely lovely bloke
but as a presenter and journalist he stinks to high heaven. Although he does possess a deep admiration for Oliver Reed, a man with whom it could be said you share certain traits.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I reckon that's bollocks
if he was actually "an absolutely lovely bloke" he wouldn't constantly sell his worthless opinion. The fact that he does is what makes him a cunt. Regardless of whether or not he remembers your dads birthday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

No, THAT's bollocks
because I have it on authority that you're a lvoely bloke, and yet you constantly give your worthless opinion away for free. If you were offered money for it you'd do exactly what he does.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

In order to have journalistic credability you need integrity
Being a cockhound for every fiver on offer doesn't help you with that.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I actually agree with you wholeheartedly
However I don't think Paul Ross' employers consider integrity or credibility to be especially important characteristics in their staff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

nUS ov De wURld

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

With that spelling you could work for them
However I believe you probably put more effort into that than they're prepared to reward
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?
16% buy
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Marvellous
Next time I'm going to buy something from Amazon, I must stop and think of a good page to visit first.

somethinganal porn
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I really, really want one of those.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Smaller version
for £9
www.amazon.co.uk/Photographic-Print-PRESENTER-Mirror-Photos/dp/B001NQQNKQ/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kh_1
I think that's a moving in present for my mate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

My mind is truly boggling.
What a downright odd artifact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)