I'm pretty sure the only anonymous valentine I've ever received
was from my mum. I was 14.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

mum step-brother
Fuck off, bert's step-sister!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

My stepbrother and I do not get on
I'd rather solder my hoo-haa shut, quite frankly.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Your step brother seems quite funny
I often laugh when he comments on your facebook status as if he was a really close friend. I imagine you facepalming mightily when he does.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

There are not enough palms or faces in all the world
to describe just how mightily I facepalm, yes. He's a fucking cretin and I cannot abide him.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You do not get on
but do you get IT on, eh? EH???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Spitefucking is awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I agree - my dad didn't though.
Apparently I 'ruined Christmas dinner'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I got one from my mum to cheer me up
when I was about fourteen I knew instantly it was from my mum because the 'disguised' handwriting was exactly the same as the one she used from the Easter Bunny. It was nice to know that my mother thought the chances of someone being interested in me, were exactly as probable as the existence of the Easter Bunny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Ouch, I'm sure that's not what she meant at all!

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

It meant that the Easter Bunny has the hots for you
And by 'Easter Bunny' I'm picturing the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I have to say, the though of Amberl getting it on with a huge seductive rabbit
is both distressing and totally not sexy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Then why do you have an erection?
I can smell it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)