I didn't get a cupid gaz
:(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's a very modern form of romance
my cupidgazzer wants to smash my back door in because i am all filth and will love the attention. apparently...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

the stuff of Hallmark cards then?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

i assumed loads of people would have had them
whoever it is has made some effort, the profile is all pink and it has pictures of cupid all over it.

AND the gaz was spelt perfectly, which removes quite a few suspects from the pool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

*drums fingers on desk*
Who would have asked Cupid to send such filth?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

A smooth chap then?
I like his style
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

So it's someone who knows you well, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I don't know where they're getting the attention loving thing from
and are they aware of how much your back door cost?
If not you should remind them before they go smashing anything.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

i am scanning this post for sarcasm
and my scanner just exploded. it was chanel, studded with diamonds, and you now owe me £4,995. plus vat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)

that's because cupid knows you are already smitten

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

trudat
I'm going to email the hell out of you after lunch, lover.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

sweet!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

nor did I
sad times
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

haha
i am laughing a lot at this:

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Nope, nor me
ah well.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)