What shall I do with my hair, Monty?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cover it in naphtha, then style it with a lit match.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

No
I was rather hoping you'd take my question a little more seriously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

what is it like now?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

It's like it was on TWL, but a bit longer on top
I think I want a bit more colour. Am also tempted by the idea of getting my fauxhawk back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I didn't see it
don't colour it though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

It will probably amuse you to learn
that on the rare occasions when I have my hair doen professionally, I fully expect to come out looking significantly gayer than I went in. And I'm fine with that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

THEN WHY DO YOU GO IN THE FIRST PLACE?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Honestly, and this is going to make matters much worse for me
The history of male pattern baldness in my family suggests I'm already living on borrowed time, and I plan to make the absolute most of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Don't encourage him, for God's sake, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Why don't you go to the hairdressers and say:
"I need some really wakki shit to make me seem interesting"
like you always do.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

DF: "give me something to make me look less bent"
Barber: "HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh....you're serious...we're hairdressers, not miracle workers!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

DF: Cooo-eee hai! I'm Martin 32 from Norwich, I won the weakest link don't you know. Give me a haircut that befits my celebrity status!
Hairdresser: I'll give you the haircut you deserve.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Hair advice?
Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Oh. Sorry.
Well...it depends. Do you want to not look like a raving hur-murr any more? If you're fed up with people shouting 'bender' at you, why not go for the same style as mine? I am knee deep in fanny and it's all thanks to my lustrous barnet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

does that not interfere with walking?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

must make it difficult to walk
plus not really a compliment to lusty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Hahaha
*panic-strickenly deletes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Knee deep?
You've not been fooling around with TGB, have you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

he's not that fucking tall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I presumed he could be lowered in via some sort of climbing harness...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

It'll be like 127 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Christ...what manner of man can keep going for that long?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Sting?

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Haha! Yes, he probably can
He should write a book on his tantric technique - title something along the lines of "Learn complete control of your helmet by being a complete helmet."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm all for improvements on the 47-second-wonder
but I think 127 hours is perhaps excessive...
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I imagine that even your fanny would get a bit sore after that.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Perhaps we would benefit from Trudi's insight into this
"It's great that he last a long time, but it becomes a bit inconvenient after a while...especially when I'm trying to cook dinner or meet people for coffee."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

My arm got trapped between a beef curtain and a large piece of smegma
I had to cut my own arm off to get free.

But I still gave it a good sniff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Like potholing?

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Somewhere near the coast.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Moist.

(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)