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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
UPDATE
I'm starting to feel like I've drunk battery acid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:29,
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latest was 15 years ago)
It was good, then?
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LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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Oh God
I hope and pray that you have. Try throwing up, that way it'll fuck your throat up some more.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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HAHA!
Brilliant. Don't forget to get completely naked whilst your having a shit. It eases the pain.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:31,
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don't let the police know
they'll charge you...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:31,
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*shakes head at punnery*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:32,
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LTI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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Jeff, Jeff, allow me

I fucking love this picture!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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Bog roll to fridge I think
Or just use sandpaper as it'll feel like that soon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:32,
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I have no idea what to suggest
a yoghurt enema perhaps?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:36,
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It's too late for that
He should have washed it down with a jug of Lassi
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:38,
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