what did you say in the email?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not me, I would have been much more subtle.
the email read:
"as you're all aware, equipment in the reception area is not to be removed.

Please return the laminator immediatly"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

what I said was funny
because it made out that you are the sort of person who sends emails like that.

better than here though. if you want a sharp knife in the kitchen you have to sign it out of facilities because someone once pricked their finger on one while it was in the dishwasher.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

At BBC Scotland
if you want a coffee you have to ask one of the staff to make it, you can't make yourself a hot drink because of health & safety. For fuck's sake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

At BBC Scotland
if you want a coffee you have to ask one of the staff to make it, you can't make yourself a hot drink You can't even smack up by yourself in case you burn yourself on a hot spoon or OD because of health & safety. For fuck's sake.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

'smack up'?
Is this Brass Eye?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

As soon as I saw that length of strikethrough I assumed it was Gonz

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Now monty will happily testify to my poor spelling, but Gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Gonz Martin 32 from Ipswich a telecommunications analyst.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

FUCK OFF
You can accuse me of being from many places, but not Ipswich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Or Chesterfield.
Even if it does have the correct type of spire.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot was most intrigued by that spire
I advised her it was a good example of what happens if you give monkeys the option to build unsupervised
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Unseasoned wood innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Well, yes
That and the monkeys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

That is because
if they let them make their own, they invariably add Buckfast and nothing gets done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

And even then it's only the one sober member of staff can do it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

RE: Which fucking CUNT stole the fucking laminator

Dear all,

please could whoever took the laminator from reception please return it before I rip off your skin and use it as a wank rag to clutch of cunts.

Kind regards

Chompy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)