Someone's going to say it
Your flatmate; POIDH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no, i don't want her to sue me
suffice it to say, she is annoyingly hot. even my personal trainer said, "christ there isn't much i could do for her, is there?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

As a man, I've never believed that a girl can be annoyingly hot
Frustratingly hot, now that's another matter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

as a girl, the annoyance is strong

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

What, cos you're so minging?
I'll never understand why hot girls give themselves a hard time whilst various men slip over in pools of their own drool as they pass
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Darth Pandatron!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Nah, I'm off her list apparently
It's actual frustration rather than pandering. If Swipey chooses to see a compliment buried somewhere deep in my post, then good for her.

Hang on, I need a poo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

no, i took the insult, as always
it's what i do best.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You and I may have more in common than I first suspected
Not intelligence, profession, gender, geographical location or history, sexual proclivity (I really don't like cock), attractiveness or willingness to attend a gym, but the insults thing. Fo sho.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

it is annoying if they are also extremely thick

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I find the thick ones more likely to let me take a poke
(speaking from no experience whatsoever, as a serial monogamist whose two relationships have both been with hyper-intelligent women)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I just assumed Swipe was saying that her flatmate was going through the menopause
And that she was suffering from annoying hot-flushes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

don't you have a meal to cook or something?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Or an aged female relative to visit?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:39, Reply)