I think the most shameful thing is probably that I play pop music loudly sometimes
I'm not getting laid so it's not like they can hear that, and everyone else in the house smokes more weed than I do, so my extremely infrequent sessions go unremarked. They probably think I have a shopping obsession though, the amount of ebay/amazon parcels that I get...
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I dread the day when my neighbours realise that it's me blasting old Christina Aguilera songs while I do the hoovering.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Haha!

(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Next time you feel like "Sparking up" a "zoot", try a nice cold refreshing bottle of Yop instead.
They have lots of different flavours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I made noise ONCE and got threatened.
I DIDN'T make noise on an occasion when I was out all night until 5.30am and still got the blame.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I think I've always managed to keep any noise
within the bounds of responsibility. Certainly I could never be as bad as chavgirl who lived in the flat underneath, who used to get all her mates round and hotbox in a studio flat and set the fire alarms off at 4am, then ring the fire brigade because 'their flat was on fire'. Cretins. Moved out now, thank fuck.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Next Door plays drums.
But their bedroom is kind of its own separate 'wing' off the side of the house. Therefore the only time I've heard the drums is when I've been round for a party.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)

The people next door have a band
but because I don't share a wall with them, I don't hear them unless I'm walking past outside. Shame - they're rather good, and that kind of neighbour-noise I don't think I'd mind!
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)