I'm now involved in a fucking hateful text war
which I urgently need to back away from. I'm supposed to be staying over at hers tonight but I am way too angry to set foot in her house at the moment and I have told her so.

*fumes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

surely the most important thing
is how much len would enjoy the party. tell her not to deprive her own daughter of a party!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Am I wrong to stay out of the way this evening?
The last thing I want to do is kick off in front of Eleni and I am so fucked off I fear I will struggle to control my temper.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

it depends on what lies she might feed Len in your absence
about why you aren't there. If that's not an issue then your plan of action is the best one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

She's not old enough to know what day it is,
and will be in bed by 8pm anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

would you say that "she doesn't know if it's arsehole or breakfast time"?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Not personally, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

interesting
*makes a note*

and how does that make you feel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Tumescent....and wistful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

you'll miss her if you don't go

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I miss her every fucking day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Instead of missing your child, have you tried a nice cold bottle of Yop? They come in all flavours these days, including peach.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

The doc says if I have any more Yop my veins will collapse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

How about a couple of yakolts instead?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

What about one of those Yops that aren't yop but they're forign and taste nicer, mostly ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

What about one of those Yops that aren't yop but they're forign and taste nicer, mostly ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Just say "I'm sorry I got upset, I just was really looking forward to it and thought len would love it
can we talk about this tonight"

Add smilies as well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

She's already told me she won't discuss it tonight.
Plus she'll think someone's stolen my phone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Yes suck it up and control your temper.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I agree with Chompy
for the umpteenth time this month.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I'm a reply spaz today though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I know where you meant to put it.
Rapist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Thanks, thief.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

That's the point, it'll put her off guard.
Take the bit about talking about it tonight off and send it over, I bet she's waiting for an excuse to stop you coming over tonight don't give her one.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

No, I think she's desperate to go out for the night.
Being reminded of the fact that I am a free babysitter on call whenever she likes and I can take that away if she's a cunt, might be a good idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You need Rasta Mouse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

give her wine
lots of it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I need that wine for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

we're over 200 replies now
does that mean 2 news links?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Just the one thread from me. And no link.
This thread is making me very sad indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

if he hadn't given her one in the first place...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

yeah
whilst it is actually a very sensible and thoughtful statement (albeit the product of a diseased manipulative mind), anyone who knows you really well would know that it wasn't sincere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

If she won't discuss it, is there a chance she realises you're in the right and she is trying to find a way of changing her mind without looking like you've won?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Don't let the babby miss out on seeing you tonight.
You brought the poor little thing into this world by banging that nutter.
Don't miss out on a visit. She'll give in when you calm down. She likes a ruck.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)